ShagginJet
05-06-2003, 04:29 PM
1. Number of cars parked on your street:
__ Enough to line the block
__ Enough to line the block and all driveway entrances
__ Enough to line the block, all driveway entrances, and two on my
front lawn.
2. Year, make and model of your car?
__ 1960s Lowered Chevy Impala, dents on sides and Mexican blanket lining
backseat, Guadalupe image carved into driver's side window
__ 1970s Monte Carlo with horn that plays the "Godfather" theme, covered
with
grey primer spots, frequently stalls in intersections, "I love Chihuahua"
bumper sticker on rear bumper
__ RTD
__ ¡Fock you, racista pendejo!
3. How many of you Mexicans are usually seated in the vehicle at any given
time?
__ Mijo, mija, popi, mima, mama, Chita, Chano, Beto, Bembo, Lupe, Lupecita.
That's all.
__ Just me and mi ruca
__ ¡Fock you, racista cabron!
4. How many hours each week do you spend repairing your vehicle in your
front yard?
__ 10-20
__ 20-48
__ duct tape isn't just a job, it's an adventure
5. When were you last employed as a janitor?
__ ¡Viva la raza! I ain't cleaning shit till the strike's over.
6. How many cousins do you have?
__ 300-500
__ 500-1,000
__ 1,000 to...fock it, we breed like roaches.
7. How many of your teenage cousins are currently knocked up?
__ I swear it wasn't me
__ I lost track after Angel
8. How many images of Hey-sus (Jesus) do you have in your casa?
__ Let's see...there's the portrait of the Last Supper in the kitchen,
the one in the hall with the eyes that follow you everywhere, one in each
bedroom, one over each TV, one crucifix over each bed, and
one glow-in-the-dark Jesus over the wet bar.
__ Too many to count.
9. Where do you buy your black sandals and white socks?
__ The First Street Store in East Los, where else?
__ Focking Payless
__ Wherever the fock they are on sale
10. Hang in there, we're almost done.
__ I have to go soon. I have an appointment with my parole officer.
__ I have to go soon. We're jumping in a new member tonight.
__ I have to go soon. Missing Mass is a mortal sin.
11. When's the last time you went to confession?
__ today
__ 20 years ago
THE END
__ Enough to line the block
__ Enough to line the block and all driveway entrances
__ Enough to line the block, all driveway entrances, and two on my
front lawn.
2. Year, make and model of your car?
__ 1960s Lowered Chevy Impala, dents on sides and Mexican blanket lining
backseat, Guadalupe image carved into driver's side window
__ 1970s Monte Carlo with horn that plays the "Godfather" theme, covered
with
grey primer spots, frequently stalls in intersections, "I love Chihuahua"
bumper sticker on rear bumper
__ RTD
__ ¡Fock you, racista pendejo!
3. How many of you Mexicans are usually seated in the vehicle at any given
time?
__ Mijo, mija, popi, mima, mama, Chita, Chano, Beto, Bembo, Lupe, Lupecita.
That's all.
__ Just me and mi ruca
__ ¡Fock you, racista cabron!
4. How many hours each week do you spend repairing your vehicle in your
front yard?
__ 10-20
__ 20-48
__ duct tape isn't just a job, it's an adventure
5. When were you last employed as a janitor?
__ ¡Viva la raza! I ain't cleaning shit till the strike's over.
6. How many cousins do you have?
__ 300-500
__ 500-1,000
__ 1,000 to...fock it, we breed like roaches.
7. How many of your teenage cousins are currently knocked up?
__ I swear it wasn't me
__ I lost track after Angel
8. How many images of Hey-sus (Jesus) do you have in your casa?
__ Let's see...there's the portrait of the Last Supper in the kitchen,
the one in the hall with the eyes that follow you everywhere, one in each
bedroom, one over each TV, one crucifix over each bed, and
one glow-in-the-dark Jesus over the wet bar.
__ Too many to count.
9. Where do you buy your black sandals and white socks?
__ The First Street Store in East Los, where else?
__ Focking Payless
__ Wherever the fock they are on sale
10. Hang in there, we're almost done.
__ I have to go soon. I have an appointment with my parole officer.
__ I have to go soon. We're jumping in a new member tonight.
__ I have to go soon. Missing Mass is a mortal sin.
11. When's the last time you went to confession?
__ today
__ 20 years ago
THE END