Battle this bizznitches.. try to keep up.

[02_Si]

Ok, I chose this Topic 'cause it draws a
lot of attention.
Who wants to talk about lowering their
car and suspension?
Well not me that's for sure, I wanna
talk about rappin'.
I wanna talk about giving y'all the
lyrical slappin' and smackin'.
I'm just an ordinary Schmoe, just sayin'
what's on my mind.
I gots ta keep up with my rhymin'
cause I'm always fallin behind.
But I got a mutha ****ing Civic that I
likes to ride at night.
I gots ta kick it with my homies cause
we like to keep it tight.
I got Craig David in the stereo doing
his thang.
I gotta b;tch on my d;ck that's ready to
swang.
I'm so tired of the radio and Eminem's
songs.
Can't he rap about something else but
fa9's dongs.
Every song that he sings, is the same
o'l ****ing thing
Can someone please show this mutch
****a how to sing.
On second thought I'll do it, it'll
probably sound better.
I got more flavor than swiss cheese,
boy, I'm like cheddar.
So if you think you can bring it, by all
all means do.
But don't get mad at me if my lyrics
bury you.



this was not meant to offend anyone in any way. It's all meant in fun and i wanna see if anyone here can flow.

[ohiochica]

love it

[Whiteclipse99]

Originally posted by 02_Si
On second thought I'll do it, it'll
probably sound better.
I got more flavor than swiss cheese,
boy, I'm like cheddar.

I like this part.



But I'm definitely diggin' it.

[DsBlu01CivEX]

I can't flow...but I definitely think it's tight!!! Good job

[thermal]

cool

[pdiggitydogg]

Yo here is PMoney
My words flow smooth like warm honey
The shit i bring it aint funny
But Im askin you not to hate
Because I represent the 248
Shut up sit down i'll make ya wait
Next thing i do is bring yo fate
Like a hit from terry tate
Youre goin down
While i take the crown
In the city of LO-town
This might make ya frown
But dont be sad
Dont get mad
My words are Iron-Clad
While yours are just a fad
They pass in time
Hell they dont even rhyme
The only skill you have is to mime
Be stealin shit from this dude
That type a shit is real rude
Makes me feel like I've been screwed
Outta some competition
Which of course is my mission
With your rhymes I see youre no tactition
Like in fast and furious I just hit the nos switch
And just like that Im out this B*tch...

(edit**for non-michiganians, 248 is an area code that is known as "rich" sector. Rappers "in the D" always make fun of those outside 810 code)
(And...youre not stealin rhymes from anyone...but its what i could think of at the time)

[pimpinprelude]

wooo good job slim shadies... lol

[thermal]

you peeps just keep rappin
....and I'll be dancin'.......wooot woot

[Racing Rice]

Somebody hook these homies up with some record deals!

[02_Si]

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
Yo here is PMoney
My words flow smooth like warm honey
The shit i bring it aint funny
But Im askin you not to hate
Because I represent the 248
Shut up sit down i'll make ya wait
Next thing i do is bring yo fate
Like a hit from terry tate
Youre goin down
While i take the crown
In the city of LO-town
This might make ya frown
But dont be sad
Dont get mad
My words are Iron-Clad
While yours are just a fad
They pass in time
Hell they dont even rhyme
The only skill you have is to mime
Be stealin shit from this dude
That type a shit is real rude
Makes me feel like I've been screwed
Outta some competition
Which of course is my mission
With your rhymes I see youre no tactition
Like in fast and furious I just hit the nos switch
And just like that Im out this B*tch...

(edit**for non-michiganians, 248 is an area code that is known as "rich" sector. Rappers "in the D" always make fun of those outside 810 code)
(And...youre not stealin rhymes from anyone...but its what i could think of at the time)

Your rap was ok,
but let me just say.
I leave a path of destruction
if you stand in my way.
But when I start to flow,
I like to let y'all know.
that 02 in da house
takin' over da show.
i wish i could write
but i think i just might
go get something to eat
cuz i am hungry for meat.
so for now i just chill
so take a purple "x" pill.

[pdiggitydogg]

yo dawg i feel your rhyme
but I'll play this game 'til breakfast time
thats when I take a break from the day to day
stop hearin from people of the nra
'round here this place be full o hicks
they got no respect for my bag o tricks
the import scene here I represent
and me gettin trashed is a reoccuring event
so please excuse my disrespect
I meant nothing in your word's reject
I just take way too much offense
its simply my body's chemical defense
from words and things that irk me
thats why I had my rude R-E:
I guess Im done with this battle now
here's where I take my final bow
Thanks for lettin me have some fun
but like I said, with this shit Im done

[ohiochica]

i love em!

[ebpda9]

LOFL.

[ShagginJet]

OWNED.

[silver]

hey white boys best take a seat
while i bring this mad lyrical heat
pull up a chair get ready to stare
pull out a pen and enter the den
of a real lyricist from the 714
stuck in a hell full of honky mo-fo's
quick to strip you down to nothing
but long in bed to keep her coming
jump in my backseat cuz thats where you belong
driving from the back like i do your mom
don't touch my wheel cuz this speed kills
inflames the brain and cuts the wrists
step back and view my lyrical flips
left to the right and all to the side
are you sure you can handle this homicidal ride
through the land of my mind thats one of a kind
mass murdering mc's while i'm dropping a line
not jin da mc cuz i ain't full
just half an asian rhymin and always spyin
on peeps with skills that got me cryin
oh my god who let these guys rock da mic
i gotta hear some biggie or else i might
go insane with these poopy lyrics
did i just say poopy yeah you heard it
enough time spent dropping bombs on heads
and flowing profusely from the boca of lead
i more than killed all of you boys
let me know when you give up your toys
and become men and sing r&b
until then guys i gotta pee

[thermal]

ha ha ha ha ha.....daym....those are awesome! Keep it goin!!!!!

[pdiggitydogg]

damn I dont know why I keep comin back
but looks like most a'y'all are gettin an anxiety attack
like a stock cx on a tuner street track
its now 3 in the battle for power
the game's a movin at 300 miles an hour
but from the tone of voice looks like its turnin sour
the white dis card has been brought out
thats somethin that you might wanna think about
lets keep that shit under wraps
I take pride in my white rookie crap raps
but I dont go round talkin bad 'bout j*ps ( sorry dude...it rhymed and it fit the response you know jk)
oops Im sorry that just slipped from my mouth
language like that belongs in the deep dirty south
sounds like im a member of the ku klux clan
I really do have respect for the country of japan
for 1, Mr Honda is an a+ man
He is by far a proud nihonjin
he made money like a bad techno fiend
quality of builds that did intervene
Unfortunately I just laughed your word of "poopy"
that word less value than a pakistani rupee
did you steal that from 1 hit vitamin c?
Im just sittin here havin a blast
while some of these lyrics are so half assed
I can roll over them just stupid fast
but for real now I gots ta leave
hopefully you now can perceive
what Ive said on this midsummers eve
I know its all been said in jest
but Im sure as you may have guessed
you have just experienced a custom cardiac arrest

(lol i suck)

[thermal]

[mylittlecivic]

what to say
i think you're all gay
gettin all excited
over some words that inticed you
i cannot rap
im worth total crap
not an mc
i do not come from dc
just bored as hell
straight from a well
my words do not make sense
i'll shutup hence
because in your mind
all i am is a behind?



k like i said im bored and non of you all care when i post anything anyway so(this is invisible)

[pimpinprelude]

^ lol... you sound like me...

[Wren57]

sittin at work
aint got nothin to do
flipping through threads
comin accross you
why you think you can rap
you cant flow with this
i never rapped before
now here comes your dis
you aint real so go home
nobody wants you around
we represent 901
from the underground
this tale i propose
from my desk to yours
you cant rap for nothing
i see how your bluffin
this is how we get down
in memphis-town

[02_Si]

Originally posted by highlander
sittin at work
aint got nothin to do
flipping through threads
comin accross you
why you think you can rap
you cant flow with this
i never rapped before
now here comes your dis
you aint real so go home
nobody wants you around
we represent 901
from the underground
this tale i propose
from my desk to yours
you cant rap for nothing
i see how your bluffin
this is how we get down
in memphis-town

Your rap seems tired, like you been tryin' for weeks
but what you expect, from someone who tweeks.
You probably spent all day, writing this down
listening over and over for speed of the sound.
But just when you thought, that you might have me beat,
I bumped up the rythm and showed you defeat.
Like I said it before, I got more flavor than swiss
but don't **** with my rhymin' or I'll have to dismiss.
I'm your teacher boy, and you got an "C"
you're just not the rapper to be flowin' with me.
You're ordinary see, but that's just how it goes.
While you be lickin' on weener, I be ****ing the ho's.
So let's bring it up, but wait, something sounds sweet,
Oh ya it's me bumpin' to the sound of the beat.
I got notes like Greddy , and flow like Flowmaster
I leave wishers like you in the path of disaster.
So just go to bed, before I take over your head,
And spit lyrics so violent that you wish you were dead.
And I'm out.

[02_Si]

Just messin' wit you Highlander.. it's all good.

[pimpinprelude]

yo yo yo here i go
i dont do rap but what the crap
i see yall flexin like u got somethin
but you are flatter than the flat ground
its not like you are sitting on a pitchers mound
but i am so yall better bow down
o2 you ant nothin but a flake.. i hope u get bit by my dog jake..
man this rap crap aint easy.. now i look slesy.. but what the hezzie i am boooredizze.. you feel me.. well i feel tired.. been working all day.. this rap is getting gay.. like richard simmons.. only worse.. this rap dont even have a good virse..but dont get mad, and please dont curse.. this can only get worse.. so now i am out scream and shout... u like it?

[silver]

didn't ya'll clowns get the hint already
i'll make you my bit$% now your name is debbie
this stuff about cheese is so 4th grade
yeah your style is like cheese all moldy and grey
so i guess mine is like milk straight pasteurized
while your style is weak and unhomogenized
you all searching for rhymes like its a puzzle
now you found yourself at the end of my muzzle
before i pull the trigger i'll let you speak
just as long as you don't spit those lyrics so weak
the omniscient lyricist whose style is omnipotent
your words are flacid like a dick's that impotent
you need to go back to school again
and learn your abc's and how to count to ten
then you'll know how I multiply my rhymes
and turn every verse into a killer line
that puts holes in your chest like an army sniper
and hits you back in forth like a windshield wiper
yeah your notes are like greddy the quietest out there
go down on one knee and bow down to the master
just remember that every rhyme that i rumble
every verse that i spit and every line that i tumble
it's all just a battle with no repurcussions
so i'll see you in the future under off topic discussions

alright.......i got 02 up +1.....i aint even goin to try....this is all i'm about is downloading freestyles.....i just want to watch SCRATCH and listen to the breaks......keep goin meng

[thermal]

hell yeah....keep this goin'!

[02_Si]

Originally posted by pimpinprelude
yo yo yo here i go
i dont do rap but what the crap
i see yall flexin like u got somethin
but you are flatter than the flat ground
its not like you are sitting on a pitchers mound
but i am so yall better bow down
o2 you ant nothin but a flake.. i hope u get bit by my dog jake..
man this rap crap aint easy.. now i look slesy.. but what the hezzie i am boooredizze.. you feel me.. well i feel tired.. been working all day.. this rap is getting gay.. like richard simmons.. only worse.. this rap dont even have a good virse..but dont get mad, and please dont curse.. this can only get worse.. so now i am out scream and shout... u like it?

Hmm, ok, so I see it's like that.
I think you're just mad cause your momma is fat.
What's this rappin' you brining, that makes me attack
I'll pull around and pull a mutha ****ing jack from the back.
You kids just can't hang, with my intellection
you need a role model, to give you direction.
Your minds are so frail, so there's no room for advance.
But you ride the short bus to school, so I'll give you a chance.
So let's start this thing off with a big "**** you"
and if you wanna bring drama, then whatcha gon' do?
I'm like a Super Sayin 3 when I bring up the power
I know you got spy cams when I get in the shower.
Cause you gays want my balls, but I'll give you the cock
I'll bet you eat cock while smokin' on rocks.
You little punkies can't move me, you just cannot budge
but I bet you like singin' while packing your fudge.
So just dip in your finger and give it a taste.
And don't forget to brush with that chocolate tooth paste.
But just one more thing, before you lay down
I might have to beat you if you come back around.
I don't deal with killin' cause I'm the type that be chillin'.
But if you bring that shit talkin' then my caps I be pillin'.

[CD5Passion]

props awarded buddy

[CD5Passion]

nice job silver I'm enjoying this

keep it going guys

[silver]

Originally posted by 02_Si
Hmm, ok, so I see it's like that.
I think you're just mad cause your momma is fat.
What's this rappin' you brining, that makes me attack
I'll pull around and pull a mutha ****ing jack from the back.
You kids just can't hang, with my intellection
you need a role model, to give you direction.
Your minds are so frail, so there's no room for advance.
But you ride the short bus to school, so I'll give you a chance.
So let's start this thing off with a big "**** you"
and if you wanna bring drama, then whatcha gon' do?
I'm like a Super Sayin 3 when I bring up the power
I know you got spy cams when I get in the shower.
Cause you gays want my balls, but I'll give you the cock
I'll bet you eat cock while smokin' on rocks.
You little punkies can't move me, you just cannot budge
but I bet you like singin' while packing your fudge.
So just dip in your finger and give it a taste.
And don't forget to brush with that chocolate tooth paste.
But just one more thing, before you lay down
I might have to beat you if you come back around.
I don't deal with killin' cause I'm the type that be chillin'.
But if you bring that shit talkin' then my caps I be pillin'.

intellection dog where'd you learn to speak
you better start running like you on the tweak
blessed by up high are my lyrical rhymes
a sun of man god can't you hear the chimes
i spray with my words like nos when i'm racin
you spray like a kid with premature ejaculation
can't wait to spit rhymes that are so cliche
can't wait to blow your load in the ass you gay
you may be up one in the lyrical battle
but the war is just starting and i don't saber rattle
i think about now it's time to lauch
my lyrical offensive is about to start
you better take cover and no i won't stutter while i'm dropping these verses absent of curses that put you in herses and drops you in the ground without even a sound from the bombs on your ass while we cover you with grass and break you like glass like the fragile girl you are in your cute little car with a hello kitty star that won't get you far from the hit with my bar to the back of the head you heard what i said this the battle of the bulge and i will divulge that i won't lose this one today oh yeah and did i mention that you were gay
now that my throat is a little dry
i'm up one now son there ain't no tie
i deliver these rhymes to you free with no postage
and if you want some more kid i ain't got no shortage

[pdiggitydogg]

whats all this bunisness up in here?
some of these rhymes gind like an old tranny gear
....
....no...Im done...really.

[thermal]

daym.....it's getting hot in here

i tried to think of something smart to say but couldnt come up with anything..keep this going...its kinda funny..

[V8killimports]

The End

[silver]

so i win?

[02_Si]

Originally posted by silver
so i win?

Win??? Let me break it to you like this:

First off hand, how old are you, man?
You writing your lyrics with paper and crayon?
If you think your words stop me, you must be jokin'.
I guess it's the words that you're all up on chokin'.
You try to amuse me with big words you used?
trying to make up for times when you were abused?
You talk a lot about gays by what you say and you do
but I think in this forum the only gay here is you.
But it's not your fault, man, your daddy gave you the case
When he was beating you one night, he comed in your face.
And you licked it all up, along with his butt
and in walked your mother screamin "I am a slut!"
So you bent her ass over like a ****ing Land Rover
And hit her ass from the back while tuggin her shoulder.
I gotta tell you I'm worried, that you might go insane
with all the damaging memories and emotional pain.
But if you need a hug, then just pull out your slug
give the trigger a squeeze and lay down on the rug.
I'm not worried the slightest about the things that you do
just take a look at my picture then take a good look at you.
You're like a pipsqueek midget with one big toe
By the way, I ****ed your mother just so you know.
Does that mean I'm your daddy, but it's all the same
If you were my kid I'd also put you through pain.
Enough with this rappin, with your fake 9 you're packin'
I'm like Schwarzenegger on steroids and anibol stackin'.
And what's up with this "spittin" that you claim in your rhyme
the only spitting you get is in your butt from behind.
So just open the door and let your daddy come in
and get ****ed in your ass while wearin' a grin.
Let's bring this to a close, got no time for you ho's.
If you wanna talk shit then get punched in your nose.
I'd put you in your place, stomp all over your face
wipe you off of this earth with no evidence trace.
How much do you weigh, like a buck thirty two?
I can bench press more than two times of you.
I'd toss you over the ring and all over the street,
cut off your tongue your hands and your feet.
Leave you wigglin' around to squirm on the ground
then come back with a wrench for one final round.
All of your rhymes sound the same, some even like fart
But I'm like a lyrical symphony, just call me Mozart.
I'm tired of this game, your rhymes cause you shame
But I guess it's your parents that someone should blame.

[thermal]

ha ha ha ha.... good one 02_si

Alright, Alright. Everybody shut up sit down and listen.
Cause im just like R.kelly next to ignition.
Yo, you can't rap. Your talking like vanilla ice, Id rather take a nap then listen to y'all. So now its my turn dawg pass me the ball.

Yo, you cant handle this,
cause im gonna make this little bity battle all scandalous.
Look you dis on eminem, marshall mathers, and slim.
But i just saw your picture and you look just like him!
Are you a little poser, you should act a little older.
Cause you better pick up your game before I get a little colder.
Remember, here on honda style we can get a little wild.
Unlike you, what you run anyway an 18 second quarter mile?
But yo, Im not spitting at you, im just going at it with your girlfriend like puppy dogs do.
So kick back, and don't get up.
Dont come back at me till you see whats up.

-i suck. lol.

[drdingo21]

man you guys are awesome. I can hardly make a dr. seuss poem ryme.

You both are doing Great!