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01-14-2004, 01:23 PM | #1 |
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* The Thread of Stress *
Stress -- is it really all that bad? Or is it just a good idea fallen into a bad rap by namby-pamby, Yoga freaks? I say enough is enough. It's time to embrace the God-honest truth that whatever doesn't kill you DOES make you stronger, or at least very, very angry. It's time to look at stress as the good thing it is, because without it, we'd all be happy and sh*t and we'd find something else to whine about anyway.
So, in order to prevent us from becoming too stress-free, this thread is for ideas on how to ADD stress to your life. Got a tip that will help a fellow PLer out? Have an idea that will help us cause friction at our jobs, trouble at home, and piss our friends off to the point of not talking to us anymore? Share it here. My first contribution: Always borrow as much money as you can from friends. Forget to pay it back for as long as possible. If reminded, call the friend who loaned you the cash in the first place a cheapskate dickhead. When you are having sex with your gf/wife, say someone else's name as a joke. Walk up behind a coworker who's absorbed in his work. Casually say, "Hey," and when he turns around to talk to you, drag a permanent black marker across his face. Say, "God, sorry," and leave. Profit later in the day when you see him with a beet red face from scrubbing permanent ink off his grill. Now your turn. |
01-14-2004, 02:05 PM | #2 | |
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01-14-2004, 02:10 PM | #3 |
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LMAO
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01-14-2004, 02:34 PM | #4 | |
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01-14-2004, 03:00 PM | #5 |
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Haha Addict that was good bro.
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01-14-2004, 04:34 PM | #6 |
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tell people whats on your mind... good or bad. if they ask if you like something of theirs.. tell the truth. bad ideas must be pointed out, and if you catch someone making a mistake, point and laugh.
oh at work, just do the bare minimum, ask for help but never return the favor
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01-14-2004, 10:34 PM | #7 |
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if you want added stress....just work in the service industry. That'll definitely stress you out.
Or drive in York when it's any type of weather other than sunny. If it's raining, snowing, whatever, people here forget how to drive correctly. Sit through green traffic lights so that you're the only car that has enough time to go. uh...i'm sure I can think of more....my brain just isn't cooperating tonight.
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01-15-2004, 03:53 PM | #8 |
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When you pull up to a stop sign, dont stop at first. Roll a little bit so the other person thinks you are about to go. Then stop. As soon as they start to go, roll a little bit more. They will stop. Repeat as many times as possible
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01-16-2004, 10:54 AM | #9 |
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nobody likes stress?
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01-16-2004, 06:01 PM | #10 |
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When driving with a passenger, randomly turn your wipers on when it isn't raining...insisting you have to keep them "tuned up".
In the "for" (or memo) line on all of your checks (that line in the bottom left) write things like "sensual massage" or "sexual favors". This is especially effective if the check is then given to a family member. Take a chair into an elevator When meeting large groups of people, greet everyone with a firm handshake and introduce yourself as "the admiral". Again, this is especially effective if you're a woman. Take a ketchup or other type of squirt bottle full of flat mountain dew into the bathroom with you and go into a stall next to an occupied one. Unzip your pants and begin spraying the stuff everywhere like crazy and shout "whoa boy!". Also great for the women out there. Again in a bathroom next to an occupied stall, wipe some peanut butter on some toilet paper and toss it face down under the partition between the two stalls. Then kindly ask the person next to you to hand it back to you. Go to Pep Boys, Autozone, etc. and INSIST that your car has piston return springs. When they tell you that it doesn't or that they can't find it, make a huge scene telling them how incompitent they are and that everyone knows about said part.
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