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09-08-2004, 05:40 AM
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The worst way to wake up
Ok...so before I hit the sack tonight I'm praying I don't wake up like I did yesterday. I woke up to a "vurp" . For those unelightened, a vurp is a burp with a "suprise" along for the ride. Normally this wouldn't be a problem...if I wasn't asleep. Apparently in my slumber instead of swallowing said vurp, it went straight to my lungs which promptly inhaled the acidic bastard. So what did I get to wake up to? Mostly a lot of coughing...and a wicked burn in the back of my throat. Surely milk would have cured this but I was too lazy to make my way to the kitchen as it was several hours before I had planned on getting up. I guess my body just got pissed by the amount of beer I drank...but screw it. What the hell has my body done for me lately?
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09-08-2004, 06:25 AM
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i hate it when that happens. even if im awake.
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09-08-2004, 08:53 AM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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Ive always called those "urps"
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09-08-2004, 10:57 AM
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Steve I know exactly what you mean. I fucking hate those things, espically when I'm sleeping!!!
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09-08-2004, 01:51 PM
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Hell, is that worse then getting smashed and pissing yourself though?
 
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09-08-2004, 02:10 PM
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hmm never woke up that way before.....
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09-08-2004, 03:11 PM
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Yesterday was the first time it'd ever happened. Didn't happen when I woke up today. I hate the stupid shit that happens when you're asleep. And honestly Racing...it's about a toss up. At least if I had pissed myself it wouldn't have burned like a bastard.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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