.:HSTuners::

08-27-2002, 10:32 AM

I'm not a perverse person or anything but we've already touched base on the whole penis size topic. So, I thought this might be a fun topic. What's everyone's favorite posistion?

08-27-2002, 10:34 AM

Bow wow, doggie style.

TonitrusEN · 08-27-2002, 10:41 AM

What he said MISSY empty your PM box or ill cry :P

08-27-2002, 10:41 AM

You know...I think that's a lot of guys favorite. I think it makes them feel more manly because they could just go at it hands free if they wanted to. But, at the same time be totally in control.

08-27-2002, 10:45 AM

not getting to graphic, but with doggie, you can give a reach around and double click the mouse so to speak

08-27-2002, 10:57 AM

again. LMAO. That's true. You can pull the girls hair too. (ON HER HEAD)

TonitrusEN · 08-27-2002, 10:58 AM

Im not 100% sure but i think im going to hell for reading this thread rofl

Kyle · 08-27-2002, 10:59 AM

08-27-2002, 11:03 AM

Well, if you think that you're going to hell for reading this thread then where am I going for starting it?

08-27-2002, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by msvtec14
Well, if you think that you're going to hell for reading this thread then where am I going for starting it?

oooooooOOOOO
I know where you are going...You're just doing research for your next sleep over.

TonitrusEN · 08-27-2002, 11:10 AM

Seattle?

08-27-2002, 11:19 AM

Damn it. Now I feel like the blind kid in musical chairs

now that you guys are onto my sleepover research. Shiiity. I'm not really sure that the blind kid analogy really made sense but I just wanted to use it because I thought it was funny. Breaking into the liquor cabinet and using the conclusions of my research.

TonitrusEN · 08-27-2002, 11:22 AM

Ive heard one like that "Blind kid in musical chairs" but it was "Fat ***** in Dodge Ball"

08-27-2002, 11:26 AM

out like a boner in sweatpants!

TonitrusEN · 08-27-2002, 11:28 AM

omg satan called.. your going to hell tommorrow dead or not

08-27-2002, 11:33 AM

take me i'm ready. He wouldn' t be able to handle me.

I'm out like a paraplegic in twister.

:o

Kyle · 08-27-2002, 11:33 AM

TonitrusEN · 08-27-2002, 11:36 AM

AHAHAHA

Ok Satan called again, he says hi... and also he says your giving him nightmares..

08-27-2002, 11:46 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAAAAAA HAAAAAAA. Boner in sweatpants. The worst ever. When I was about 16, I used to work the morning shift at Dunkin Donuts and all these men would come in rocking morning wood and they were pitching some SERIOUS sweatpant tents! I used to make up all these ring toss jokes involving the donuts and everyone would get all uncomfortable. In Van Wilder, "If he's here, who's running hell". Write that down.

08-27-2002, 11:50 AM

One morning at the local Dunkin dounuts:

Missy - "Plainnig on going camping?"
Customer - "NO, why do you ask?"
Missy - "Cause I can see you pitched a tent....here are your dounuts, have nice day."
Customer - (deer in the headlights look)
Missy - "Tool"

ebpda9 · 08-27-2002, 11:53 AM

LMAO. i think some of us are missing some screws

i got a bone
and you can chew it
if u like it doggy style
baby we can do it
woof like a dog

TonitrusEN · 08-27-2002, 11:55 AM

LOL

Quote:

Remember Wilder, Apathy is the glove into which evil slides its hand!

Quote:

I'll write that down..

08-27-2002, 11:59 AM

"Excuse me sir, please do NOT point to the type of donut you would like with THAT!"

Yup, I definitely have some screws lose and I need some sort of TOOL to correct it.

TonitrusEN · 08-27-2002, 12:01 PM

*scratches hsi head and starts to say something, but stops... thinks for a while.... starts to say something again... stops...* I... M...oh screw it

08-27-2002, 12:01 PM

i don't think it will ever end.

ebpda9 · 08-27-2002, 12:02 PM

me neither.

08-27-2002, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TonitrusEN
...oh screw it

that would fix it...

08-27-2002, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by incubus86

that would fix it...

What, the tool box??!!

What will never end guys? I've just been sitting here laughing for the past 10min. How does this happen? I want to play twister now too. I don't think that's appropriate to do in a banking environment. SLIP and SLIDES rule. I'm going to buy one today.

08-27-2002, 12:13 PM

strip twister is a great "twist"

TonitrusEN · 08-27-2002, 12:13 PM

OMG i wish i was in connecticut slip and slides are cool... but you use muscles in slip and slide you never knew you had... last time i did that i hurt for 2 days

08-27-2002, 12:17 PM

maybe its the fact that you run fast, dive and land on your body repeatedly...

TonitrusEN · 08-27-2002, 12:19 PM

hmmm no that wouldnt make any sense

beating the hell out of your body woudlnt do that

08-27-2002, 12:20 PM

Strip twister? You might see a little too much up close with that? What if you were playing and you had some dude's grundle all up in your face. I'd even be a little grossed out by that one. Crocodile Miles are fun too. Those are the slip and slides with the pool at the end. Yeah, I've discover a better way to slip and slide. On a tube. Those things whip down it too. I'm having a ripper on Fri and I'm seriously considering setting that up now.

TonitrusEN · 08-27-2002, 12:24 PM

wtf is a ripper?

08-27-2002, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TonitrusEN
wtf is a ripper?

party maybe?

TonitrusEN · 08-27-2002, 12:26 PM

What i thought, but never heard it called that before

08-27-2002, 12:30 PM

never know...they maybe a little weird up there in new england.

TonitrusEN · 08-27-2002, 12:30 PM

Shes gonna kill you

08-27-2002, 12:33 PM

did you forget that hell doesn't frighten me and I give satan nightmares...you had the conversation with him....

08-27-2002, 12:38 PM

Yes, a ripper is a huge party. I'm having a sleepover on Friday.

08-27-2002, 10:32 AM	#1
msvtec14 Posts: n/a	fAvOrItE pOsIsTiOn?! :) I'm not a perverse person or anything but we've already touched base on the whole penis size topic. So, I thought this might be a fun topic. What's everyone's favorite posistion?

08-27-2002, 10:59 AM	#8
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 37 Posts: 3,390	lol __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

08-27-2002, 11:33 AM	#17
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 37 Posts: 3,390	lol __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

08-27-2002, 11:53 AM	#21
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 43 Posts: 17,266	LMAO. i think some of us are missing some screws i got a bone and you can chew it if u like it doggy style baby we can do it woof like a dog __________________

08-27-2002, 12:02 PM	#26
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 43 Posts: 17,266	me neither. __________________

08-27-2002, 10:34 AM	#2
incubus86 Posts: n/a	Bow wow, doggie style.

08-27-2002, 10:41 AM	#4
msvtec14 Posts: n/a	You know...I think that's a lot of guys favorite. I think it makes them feel more manly because they could just go at it hands free if they wanted to. But, at the same time be totally in control.

08-27-2002, 10:45 AM	#5
incubus86 Posts: n/a	not getting to graphic, but with doggie, you can give a reach around and double click the mouse so to speak

08-27-2002, 10:57 AM	#6
msvtec14 Posts: n/a	again. LMAO. That's true. You can pull the girls hair too. (ON HER HEAD)

08-27-2002, 11:03 AM	#9
msvtec14 Posts: n/a	Well, if you think that you're going to hell for reading this thread then where am I going for starting it?

08-27-2002, 11:19 AM	#12
msvtec14 Posts: n/a	Damn it. Now I feel like the blind kid in musical chairs now that you guys are onto my sleepover research. Shiiity. I'm not really sure that the blind kid analogy really made sense but I just wanted to use it because I thought it was funny. Breaking into the liquor cabinet and using the conclusions of my research.

08-27-2002, 11:26 AM	#14
incubus86 Posts: n/a	out like a boner in sweatpants!

08-27-2002, 11:46 AM	#19
msvtec14 Posts: n/a	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAAAAAA HAAAAAAA. Boner in sweatpants. The worst ever. When I was about 16, I used to work the morning shift at Dunkin Donuts and all these men would come in rocking morning wood and they were pitching some SERIOUS sweatpant tents! I used to make up all these ring toss jokes involving the donuts and everyone would get all uncomfortable. In Van Wilder, "If he's here, who's running hell". Write that down.

08-27-2002, 11:50 AM	#20
incubus86 Posts: n/a	One morning at the local Dunkin dounuts: Missy - "Plainnig on going camping?" Customer - "NO, why do you ask?" Missy - "Cause I can see you pitched a tent....here are your dounuts, have nice day." Customer - (deer in the headlights look) Missy - "Tool"

08-27-2002, 11:59 AM	#23
msvtec14 Posts: n/a	"Excuse me sir, please do NOT point to the type of donut you would like with THAT!" Yup, I definitely have some screws lose and I need some sort of TOOL to correct it.

08-27-2002, 12:01 PM	#25
incubus86 Posts: n/a	i don't think it will ever end.

08-27-2002, 12:13 PM	#29
incubus86 Posts: n/a	strip twister is a great "twist"

08-27-2002, 12:17 PM	#31
incubus86 Posts: n/a	maybe its the fact that you run fast, dive and land on your body repeatedly...

08-27-2002, 12:20 PM	#33
msvtec14 Posts: n/a	Strip twister? You might see a little too much up close with that? What if you were playing and you had some dude's grundle all up in your face. I'd even be a little grossed out by that one. Crocodile Miles are fun too. Those are the slip and slides with the pool at the end. Yeah, I've discover a better way to slip and slide. On a tube. Those things whip down it too. I'm having a ripper on Fri and I'm seriously considering setting that up now.

08-27-2002, 12:30 PM	#37
incubus86 Posts: n/a	never know...they maybe a little weird up there in new england.

08-27-2002, 12:33 PM	#39
incubus86 Posts: n/a	did you forget that hell doesn't frighten me and I give satan nightmares...you had the conversation with him....

08-27-2002, 12:38 PM	#40
msvtec14 Posts: n/a	Yes, a ripper is a huge party. I'm having a sleepover on Friday.

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