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Old 09-08-2005, 06:54 PM   #1
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Screwed over again!

"Give me a call sometime" and "Yeah! We can meet up for coffee Thursday" was what this chick told me just 2 days ago. Today, I called her and a guy answered her cell,
"Wrong number and dont bother calling again" is what he told me....after I heard her say it in the background.

WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING SCREWED OVER BY CHICKS???

Do you know how they make attack dogs? They call the dog over, offering a treat, "Here little puppy!". When the dog gets close, they pull it away, hit the dog, and call them bad. Wow, isnt this the same fucking thing?

Christ, I'll take Napoleon Dynamite Convention chick over this cunt any day of the week.
Im just going to start asking girls if I can fuck them. I might get better results.

Edit***Oh and now the chick blocks me on aim, email, and facebook, where she also removed me from her friend list.
I hope she gets aids, knocked up, kicked out of school, and all her shit burns to the ground

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Old 09-08-2005, 07:06 PM   #2
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girls must enjoy the douche bags. maybe she'll get aids or something
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:30 PM   #3
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Give her a straight shot to the babymaker. Chicks love that...or so I've been told.

Look Pat...women these days seem to respond to only one thing: assholes. Ask any asshole how much play he gets. It'll be a lot. This isn't just my opinion...it's science . I'm where you're at, too. I'm sick of women and all of their bullshit. So much so that I find my opinion of women dropping. I really hate to say that, but I think it's the truth. I've been turned down by so many chicks so they could date assholes that I'm just starting to look at women with contempt. I hope that changes...and soon.
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Old 09-08-2005, 08:04 PM   #4
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rofl that article is hilarious


The funny thing is, after being inspired by that article, I sent out and did the exact same experiment a few years ago. I got almost the exact same results. It was funny but somewhat disheartening.
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Old 09-08-2005, 08:49 PM   #6
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I think Im just going to put all the efforts into banging my professor. I learned today, that shes even hotter in a lab coat and goggles
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The funny thing is, after being inspired by that article, I sent out and did the exact same experiment a few years ago. I got almost the exact same results. It was funny but somewhat disheartening.
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Old 09-25-2005, 01:11 PM   #8
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:32 PM   #9
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lol. oh, this comment just reminds me how much I miss hst!

Pat, don't sweat it. The whole chicks-dig*assholes thing is correct. Not that I'm that kind of chick, but I guess girls these days enjoy the challenge of trying to be someones bitch rather than their lady.

That chick's a dumb broad, anyway.
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lol. oh, this comment just reminds me how much I miss hst!

Pat, don't sweat it. The whole chicks-dig*assholes thing is correct. Not that I'm that kind of chick, but I guess girls these days enjoy the challenge of trying to be someones bitch rather than their lady.

That chick's a dumb broad, anyway.
Ya know...i've been thinking about the "chicks dig assholes" thing and I think i've come to a conclusion as to why that is(it's actually very simple). From the creation or evolution of man kind the human female has always been the weekest link in the eyes of the general population of males, therefore, needing a man to always be there for them to advise/tell them what to do has been sketched into their genetic makeup. Also, females have, for the most part, been belittled over time and they have come to expect that from males. So i've come to the conclusion that the reason why females like assholes is just instinct. Even though we're in a time where fighting for survival is hardly necessary(sp?) women still need a strong willed man to guide, or mold them into the "perfect wife". And don't bother questioning my wisdom for I am The Almighty Kyle. And don't you forget it!

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Ya know...i've been thinking about the "chicks dig assholes" thing and I think i've come to a conclusion as to why that is(it's actually very simple). From the creation or evolution of man kind the human female has always been the weekest link in the eyes of the general population of males, therefore, needing a man to always be there for them to advise/tell them what to do has been sketched into their genetic makeup. Also, females have, for the most part, been belittled over time and they have come to expect that from males. So i've come to the conclusion that the reason why females like assholes is just instinct. Even though we're in a time where fighting for survival is hardly necessary(sp?) women still need a strong willed man to guide, or mold them into the "perfect wife". And don't bother questioning my wisdom for I am The Almighty Kyle. And don't you forget it!


An intersting theory...but it sort of revives the nature vs. nurture argument. Yes, men have historically been the hunters/providers, but what about instances of things like tribes of "Amazon" women where the women were dominant and replaced the men in the role of providers? Plus you have to take into account the message given to women over generations that they are the homemakers and whatnot. Plus now you've got an increasing (though not widespread) male homemaker role.

I honestly think it's because women like danger, but aren't as predisposed to it as men are. They like to live dangerously via a man since that's the social norm. Most women are pretty reluctant to start a physical fight to stand up for themselves, but many are somehow flattered if a man starts one to defend them. Likewise, most women would be reluctant to tear down a highway at 100mph on a motorcycle, but have no problem doing it when they're on the back and a man is behind the "wheel". I think it just has to do with the fact that a "bad boy" will completely disregard a woman's safety as well as their own where a woman would normally be hesitant to do the same. And then there's the sensible women who are too few and far between who say "fuck that" and just want a normal relationship. Where the fuck are those women these days?
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Old 09-26-2005, 06:53 AM   #12
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Dude kick her in the nuts. Then pickup a new outlook on life.

I guess you just need to talk to them like Cavemen... Me, you, eat, now. Pound your chest and they will be all over you.

Seriously though. When you find the right one, it will just happen. It's usually at the damndest of times as well.
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Old 09-26-2005, 10:45 AM   #13
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or just get on myspace and find chicks to fuck and chuck like I do.
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Old 09-27-2005, 11:10 PM   #14
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Old 09-28-2005, 06:43 PM   #18
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Say away from girls from the internet....
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it was a girl i met at school...

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Ive decided, if I see her again, Im going to try to make her cry like the one who lied to me last spring

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Ive decided, if I see her again, Im going to try to make her cry like the one who lied to me last spring



Ok well then I'd stay away from communicating with her via the internet. Stick to phone calls and in person. The internet blows.

But be a bigger man and just let it go....
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Old 10-10-2005, 09:39 PM   #24
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Well...um yeah. Since she blocked me I kinda have to... And I did call (?)

No, fuck her. I'll make her cry if I have the chance.
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No, fuck her. I'll make her cry if I have the chance.


I'm with you on that one Pat. Some people need to know there are repercussions to their actions.
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Punch her in the vag. Lose a fist if you have to man, BUT JUST PUNCH HER IN THE VAG!
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