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Old 09-20-2002, 09:04 AM   #1
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Canada vs America

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US Naval ship and the Canadians, off the coast of Newfoundland, Oct 95. The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Canadians:

Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.

Americans:

Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.

Canadians:

Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans:

This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say divert YOUR course.

Canadians:

Negative. I say again, You will have to divert your course.

Americans:

THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE

UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET, WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS,THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.



Canadians:


We are a lighthouse. Your call.
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Old 09-20-2002, 09:07 AM   #2
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Americans: BOOOOOOOOOOM!!
Canadian: Hmm that's funny one minute I'm freezing my ass off now I'm burning my ass off.
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Old 09-20-2002, 09:25 AM   #3
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That can't be a true transcript. There wasn't a single "eh" in there.

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Old 09-20-2002, 12:16 PM   #4
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OMG, that was so damn funny Good one JP.
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Old 09-20-2002, 01:13 PM   #5
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OMG, that was so damn funny Good one JP.
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the thing is that thise is true!!

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Old 09-20-2002, 01:42 PM   #6
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LOL wow...thats hilarous....
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Old 09-20-2002, 01:45 PM   #7
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lol i remember that....little embarrasing for navy
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Old 09-20-2002, 02:50 PM   #8
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damn yakees
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Old 09-20-2002, 03:58 PM   #9
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LMFAO!!!
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omg that is great.
and spooge...i was about to say the same thing.
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Old 09-20-2002, 05:34 PM   #10
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LOL that was way too funy
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Old 09-20-2002, 11:06 PM   #11
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omg... i was laughing my ass off on the last american one.. then i read what canada said back.. hahahhahha
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