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Old 02-26-2004, 01:09 PM   #41
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^haha, thanks for the link...

I do maybe 3 times a week, depending on my mood. Some weeks I won't at all, some weeks I will like 10 times. If I'm with my exGF then I don't need to masturbate. I really need to start looking for a girl here on campus to help out with the whole situation...
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Old 02-26-2004, 01:13 PM   #42
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Old 02-26-2004, 01:14 PM   #43
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^^ Find me one too while you're at it. I miss having a hot girl to be with. Masterbation has lost it's fun. I'll do it if I need a good nights sleep. Use to do it almost nightly, even when with a girl. It makes you perform better, or so at least I've found.
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Old 02-27-2004, 05:56 PM   #44
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I stop masturbate because there is a big pain on my penis. :o

Too much masturbate can caused STD?
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Old 02-29-2004, 09:02 PM   #45
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:06 PM   #46
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thats why i use a sock.
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Old 03-01-2004, 04:36 AM   #47
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you'd have to have a cut, and then have some kind of bacteria or something on you that would have to be pretty fresh. so maybe if you had your fingers inside a girl, then went to finish yourself off, but i would hope that she would have taken care of that for you.

is the pain inside or outside, maybe you hit the stick to often and causes a bruise or something?
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Old 03-10-2004, 04:28 PM   #48
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Old 03-10-2004, 04:41 PM   #49
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Sure it is...it's everyone's topic cuz everyone does it. Big huge masturbation threads for everyone!
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Old 03-10-2004, 05:17 PM   #50
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i was talking about the last two posts before mine...it wasn't something I could comment on...
There is something weird though...last night I had a dream that I was on a masturbation fest....touching myself several times in the dream...isn't that crazy?!?!
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Old 03-10-2004, 06:14 PM   #51
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Must be cause you're over sea's and in need of... let us know when you're back... i'm sure one of the HST guys wouldn't mind making a trip to Vegas, maybe even a good looking one.

so how's that work anyways? Being in the military and all... you can't just masterbate anytime, morning wood situations must be hilarious.
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Old 03-10-2004, 07:45 PM   #52
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morning wood situations must be hilarious.


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Old 03-10-2004, 11:46 PM   #53
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LOL boot camp must be great dril sergant runs in at 5 in the morning and and the 20 guys and their litle buddies are all at atention
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Old 03-11-2004, 02:59 PM   #54
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Imma girl!!! So I don't get morning wood.And no...it wouldn't be difficult to masturbate...I just don't.
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Old 03-12-2004, 03:02 PM   #55
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Old 03-12-2004, 04:02 PM   #56
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Imma girl!!! So I don't get morning wood.And no...it wouldn't be difficult to masturbate...I just don't.


Wouldn't be hard for a female... for a guy it would. Those beds have to make sooooo much noise.... Give it a couple more months and then you'll start up....
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Old 03-17-2004, 02:47 PM   #57
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AAAhhhh!!! You guys are too much!!!! Ha ha ha. Mine don't make that much noise at all...
Thanks nindoo...you wish you were watching me touch myself...I don't think you'd be able to handle that angelic sight...
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Old 03-17-2004, 03:27 PM   #58
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AAAhhhh!!! You guys are too much!!!! Ha ha ha. Mine don't make that much noise at all...
Thanks nindoo...you wish you were watching me touch myself...I don't think you'd be able to handle that angelic sight...


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Old 03-17-2004, 03:34 PM   #59
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Ha ha ha ha...check mate
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Old 03-17-2004, 03:50 PM   #60
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Thanks nindoo...you wish you were watching me touch myself...I don't think you'd be able to handle that angelic sight...


Damn...just...damn. That's borderline mental porn. There needs to be a drool emoticon.
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Old 03-18-2004, 11:06 AM   #61
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Damn...just...damn. That's borderline mental porn. There needs to be a drool emoticon.


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Old 03-18-2004, 06:37 PM   #62
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Damn...just...damn. That's borderline mental porn. There needs to be a drool emoticon.


Your right, girls can get away with a lot more
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Old 03-18-2004, 11:20 PM   #63
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the only reason we get cought more is becuase we guys do it more frequently then wemon.

only becuase were always reproducing new sperm. so we have to get rid of the old sperm to make room for the sperm. were as girls dont. they have a small advantage. thats why guys always think about sex.
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Old 03-19-2004, 08:52 AM   #64
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the only reason we get cought more is becuase we guys do it more frequently then wemon.

only becuase were always reproducing new sperm. so we have to get rid of the old sperm to make room for the sperm. were as girls dont. they have a small advantage. thats why guys always think about sex.


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Old 03-19-2004, 11:41 AM   #65
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how its only 3 sentences i could have made that into a 5 paragraph essay. but most guys dont that long of attention span to actually read that much. i should know, i can barely start to read anything more 4 sentence long.
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Old 03-19-2004, 01:26 PM   #66
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how its only 3 sentences i could have made that into a 5 paragraph essay. but most guys dont that long of attention span to actually read that much. i should know, i can barely start to read anything more 4 sentence long.


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Old 03-19-2004, 01:50 PM   #67
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Huh? Did someone say something?
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Old 03-19-2004, 02:10 PM   #68
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Nice

you beat me to that post gt40
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Old 03-19-2004, 06:42 PM   #69
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Ok...so what does it mean when a girl wants to do it more often than a guy?? Does that mean he masturbates too much??
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Old 03-20-2004, 02:45 AM   #70
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No...it means you marry her and have sex with her until she doesn't want to masturbate any more that day. There is no set number of times for this rule...do whatever it takes and be damn grateful for the opportunity.
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Old 03-20-2004, 02:51 AM   #71
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Old 03-20-2004, 03:04 AM   #72
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Actually Anna...a Nymph is a small fairy like creature that normally inhabits wooded areas. I believe you think you're a nymphO...as in nymphomaniac. But what's all this then...I thought you were a virgin or saving yourself and whatnot.
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Old 03-20-2004, 03:07 AM   #73
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i wasnt sure to spell it so i cut it short, i am a virgin but that doesnt mean im stupid.I just think about sexual stuff waaaay too much
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Old 03-20-2004, 03:17 AM   #74
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Lmao...that doesn't make you a nympho...that makes you normal. A nymphomaniac is someone with an insatiable appetite for sex...actual intercourse. These days they're called sex addicts (everything's gotta be a disease, right?) but the idea is the same. I believe I suffer from this on occassion. Most sex in 1 day...5 times. Average (when I'm in a serious relationship)...twice a day. But what can I say? I'm a man whore (when in serious relationships...not in general).
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well i know what one is my aunt is one more than she should be but I just know i will be one
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^agrees with gt. someday youll be very happy with someone.
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Old 03-20-2004, 10:03 PM   #78
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I admit. I do it way too much.
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Old 03-22-2004, 08:20 AM   #79
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Well...I wouldn't mind having it more than one time a day...I think I've had it like...three or four times in one day and sometimes...it just happens that way...
Sometimes you just want some guy to just bust your guts...porn style baby...
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