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Old 02-16-2004, 06:06 AM   #1
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Big Huge Giant masturbation thread

Ok..so let's have it...all of you, ladies and men alike. How often do you harbor the fugitive...flog the dolphin....frost the cake...rough up the suspect...burp the nephew? And I swear, if you say you don't ever, you're either 12 and afraid what your friends will say or a shitty liar. So let's hear it...how often do you do the do?
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Old 02-16-2004, 06:53 AM   #2
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its gotta be about three times a day lol no nice lasses over in uk
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Old 02-16-2004, 08:14 AM   #3
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At the least, probably once a day if not more. Depends on what I'm thinking of or who I'm thinking of and how long it been since I've had any........which has been too long.............
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Old 02-16-2004, 08:51 AM   #4
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:12 AM   #5
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How do you post that question and not give your own answer?

But props to you for at least spelling masturbation correctly. I've seen "journalists" who spell it wrong constantly and it pisses me off no end. If you're gonna talk about it you should be able to spell it.

Couple/few times a week
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Old 02-16-2004, 01:59 PM   #7
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is 5 times a day a lot? cause if it is that's someone else.
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Old 02-16-2004, 02:14 PM   #8
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How do you post that question and not give your own answer?


Well...I had to test the water...see if people responded. Otherwise it just looks like I'm talking about how much I do it. Hehe. Oh...that would be 4 or 5 times a week.
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Old 02-16-2004, 02:35 PM   #9
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about 4 times a week i'd say...it does vary though
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Old 02-17-2004, 12:06 AM   #11
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Old 02-17-2004, 12:28 AM   #12
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eh maybe 2-4 times per week
Ive decided its not as good as sex, so why really bother
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Old 02-17-2004, 08:04 AM   #13
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eh maybe 2-4 times per week
Ive decided its not as good as sex, so why really bother



True that but it's better than nothing at all...............you might look like this after no for months .......

oops, sorry, that's a pic of me..............
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Old 02-17-2004, 03:21 PM   #14
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maybe 3 times a week...depends how tired i am on any given day
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Everytime I shower, on the wake up, when I go to bed, and Everytime I watch "Andy Griffith"
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Old 02-17-2004, 09:53 PM   #16
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usually when i dont get any, but i get some like 2 or 3 times a week, so maybe 1 or 2 times a week, i am guessing
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It varies depending on the day, weather, whats on TV, or what kinda mood the wifes in. Anywhere from 0 - 20 times a day..
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Old 02-18-2004, 01:51 PM   #19
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I stopping masturbation everyday. So, I will start with 1 time a week. It good for me. Umm... masturbation cannot go into the real sex.
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I stopping masturbation everyday. So, I will start with 1 time a week. It good for me. Umm... masturbation cannot go into the real sex.

so true paul...soo true...
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Old 02-18-2004, 10:56 PM   #21
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hah this thread is making me laugh.
2-4 times a week here, usually I'm out late and never home so I am occupied with working on the cars or hitting up parties. no sex for about 3 or 4 months...stupid ex
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Old 02-19-2004, 05:00 AM   #22
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since i changed my schedule to 11pm-7am for work, maybe 2 times a week, probably both times on my days off. prior to that, i'd be anywhere from 10-30 times a week, and that was with a gf. don't know if that means i had a healthy libido or if she got tired of having sex with me?
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Old 02-19-2004, 06:59 PM   #23
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is 5 times a day a lot? cause if it is that's someone else.


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Old 02-19-2004, 08:59 PM   #24
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I vary. Some weeks it'll be like 15 times, some weeks I can go with none.

I heard somethign interesting on the radio that's supposedly should make guys last longer. I'm trying this to see if it works.
Masterbate and stop right before you're about to cum. (If you do this alot, I'm guessing you can finish on the last time you do it in the evening) Supposedly if you do this "exercise" for a while you'll be able to control it better.
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Old 02-20-2004, 03:02 AM   #25
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yeah that is supposed to not only make you go longer...for obvious reasons, but also make u pop her head off when you hit the moment. you're supposed to take it all the way to climax and then tense up using your some muscle...pc i think they call it. i've tried to practice but i don't think i've accomplished it yet...so when it comes to sex i just think of baseball or something to keep going. my newest one is william hung from american idol shakin his bon bon
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Old 02-20-2004, 04:42 AM   #26
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It's called your kiegel muscle (otherwise know as your PC muscles). Women strengthen it to increase orgasms and their vaginal muscles. Men can use it to strengthen orgasms as well as have multiple orgasms (that's right...guys can have them too...they're known as non-ejaculatory orgasms). You just have to know how to do it first.
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For you guys, is this something that you do in the privacy of your bedroom or do you do it other places as well, work, shower, while driving? Just curious. My friends and I saw a guy before doing it while driving....yes, while driving! It was disgusting! He even had a towel and everything. Oh, and have any of you ever been caught?
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Ive been cuaght once...my room mate walked in and i thought he had been out for the night. I really didnt know what to do except say "lock the door on your way out, jeff"
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For you guys, is this something that you do in the privacy of your bedroom or do you do it other places as well, work, shower, while driving? Just curious. My friends and I saw a guy before doing it while driving....yes, while driving! It was disgusting! He even had a towel and everything. Oh, and have any of you ever been caught?


*shudders* Geez Erin...you HAD to remind me of that didn't you???? I don't think I'm ever going to be able to trust or look at a guy the same that drives a late 90s green Jetta ever again!!!


Er what about the guy at South of the Border next to Jenny and I???? My god you took forever getting back into your car!!!!
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Er what about the guy at South of the Border next to Jenny and I???? My god you took forever getting back into your car!!!!




I remember that. Sorry about that D! Had I know he was doing that, I would of gone a little faster.
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Oh jeez...I won't even GO into where I've tried it and if I was caught or not hehe. :o
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i would assume that probably almost every guy has been caught in one form or another. as for during driving...haha...i'm not gonna comment on that. i plead the 5th
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for me it's always in the shower....easier to clean up and shit, plus your all warm anyways from teh shower so it dont take as long
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oh yeah...never been caught...but been interupted cause i was taking too long....lol
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I love how some of our ladies complain about the times they've seen guys doing it without any comment to how many times they do it.

Depends on a lot of factors, how busy I am, relationship status, etc. Anywhere from 0-10 times a week.

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I love how some of our ladies complain about the times they've seen guys doing it without any comment to how many times they do it.

Depends on a lot of factors, how busy I am, relationship status, etc. Anywhere from 0-10 times a week.

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That's because we're ladies and don't talk about it.....not even with each other.
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lmao. this thread gets better and better.

anyways i have never been caught. i only do it in front the prono machine which you are sitting in front of now and the shower.

i also go threw at least 3 socks a month.
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i really never understood the sock thing...i mean its clothing, not a......a....a "c*m-sack"
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