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04-29-2005, 11:38 PM | #1 |
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Redneck Medical Terms
got this in an email.. some new ones i havnt herd before. pretty funny
>> >> Redneck Medical Terms >> >> >> >> Benign.........................What you be after you be eight. >> >> >> >> Artery.........................The study of paintings. >> >> >> >> Bacteria.......................Back door to cafeteria. >> >> >> >> Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die. >> >> >> >> Cesarean Section...............A neighborhood in Rome. >> >> >> >> CAT Scan.......................Searching for Kitty. >> >> >> >> Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her. >> >> >> >> Coma...........................A punctuation mark. >> >> >> >> DC............................Where Washington is. >> >> >> >> Dilate.........................To live long. >> >> >> >> Enema..........................Not a friend. >> >> >> >> Fester.........................Quicker than someone else. >> >> >> >> Fibula.........................A small lie. >> >> >> >> Genital........................Non-Jewish person. >> >> >> >> G.I.Series.....................World Series of military baseball. >> >> >> >> Hangnail.......................What you hang your coat on. >> >> >> >> Impotent.......................Distinguished, well known. >> >> >> >> Labor Pain.....................Getting hurt at work. >> >> >> >> Medical Staff..................A Doctor's cane. >> >> >> >> Morbid.........................A higher offer than I bid. >> >> >> >> Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates. >> >> >> >> Node...........................Something ya knew all along. >> >> >> >> Outpatient.....................A person who has fainted. >> >> >> >> Pap Smear......................A slur against yer Daddy's honor. >> >> >> >> Pelvis.........................Second cousin to Elvis. >> >> >> >> Post Operative.................A letter carrier. >> >> >> >> Recovery Room..................Place to do re-upholstery. >> >> >> >> Rectum.........................Damn near totalled the pick-up. >> >> >> >> Secretion......................Hiding something >> >> >> >> Seizure........................Roman emperor. >> >> >> >> Tablet.........................A small table. >> >> >> >> Terminal Illness...............Getting sick at the airport. >> >> >> >> Tumor..........................More than one. >> >> >> >> Urine..........................Opposite of "yer out" >> >> >> >> Varicose.......................Near by/close by
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lol took me awhile to figure out how some of those would be pronounced in a redneck vioce.
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04-30-2005, 01:55 PM | #3 |
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LMAO, scary part is, I think they use those terms in down town Pittsburgh, PA.
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05-02-2005, 02:03 AM | #4 |
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lol hey, yins leave us western PAers alone....
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05-02-2005, 01:24 PM | #5 |
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Now that's gold...bwahahaha..saweet.
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lol. once I read your post, Anna, I started reading the words out loud.
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