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IALuder · 08-22-2006, 10:11 PM

THERE ARE SNAKES IN MY MOTHERFUC*ING THEATRE! ... no seriously

http://www.local6.com/spotlight/9717727/detail.html

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Two live diamondback rattlesnakes were released in an Arizona movie theater during a showing of the new film "Snakes on a Plane," according to Local 6 News.

Authorities said pranksters released the young venomous rattlesnakes in a dark theater at the AMC Desert Ridge near Tatum and Loop 101 in Phoenix.

The two snakes caused a panic in the dark theater, according to the report.

"That to me is very scary," herpetological association representative Tom Whiting said. "I would hate to be watching a movie about snakes and have a rattlesnake bite me."

Wranglers were called to collect the snakes, the report said.

No one was injured in the incident and, so far, the culprits have not been caught.

Officials believe the snakes were smuggled into the theater in backpacks.

"This thing is under someone's chair and they go to sit and they just push your foot in the air and startle it -- obviously all they got to do is startle this thing," Phoenix Herpetological Society spokesman Daniel Marchand said. "It's dark. They can't see you, you know that well. If it's scared, boom it strikes."

The snakes were released into the desert.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

CD5Passion · 08-23-2006, 04:58 AM

hahahaha thats great

*ChrisCantSkate* · 08-23-2006, 08:44 AM

hahaha that is funny.. kinda wrong, but only kinda

Racing Rice · 08-23-2006, 08:54 AM

Glad no one got bit, that would suck bad.

*ChrisCantSkate* · 08-23-2006, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Racing Rice

Glad no one got bit, that would suck bad.

it would bite

IALuder · 08-23-2006, 01:03 PM

no pun intended hahahahahahahahaha

*ChrisCantSkate* · 08-23-2006, 04:28 PM

yeah that was real bad... i laughed at how terrible the pun was when i typed it, but i had to post it

Racing Rice · 08-24-2006, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisCantSkate

it would bite

Fucking comedian.. You are the next Dane Cook, I can sooo tell.

*KwikR6* · 08-24-2006, 07:42 PM

I would beat the living shit out of those two.

IALuder · 08-24-2006, 10:02 PM

they havent found them. appearently this is the first of 8 threatres they hit.

Mischief · 08-25-2006, 02:48 PM

I heard about that on the radio.. pretty funny

08-22-2006, 10:11 PM	#1
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	snakes in a threater THERE ARE SNAKES IN MY MOTHERFUC*ING THEATRE! ... no seriously http://www.local6.com/spotlight/9717727/detail.html quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two live diamondback rattlesnakes were released in an Arizona movie theater during a showing of the new film "Snakes on a Plane," according to Local 6 News. Authorities said pranksters released the young venomous rattlesnakes in a dark theater at the AMC Desert Ridge near Tatum and Loop 101 in Phoenix. The two snakes caused a panic in the dark theater, according to the report. "That to me is very scary," herpetological association representative Tom Whiting said. "I would hate to be watching a movie about snakes and have a rattlesnake bite me." Wranglers were called to collect the snakes, the report said. No one was injured in the incident and, so far, the culprits have not been caught. Officials believe the snakes were smuggled into the theater in backpacks. "This thing is under someone's chair and they go to sit and they just push your foot in the air and startle it -- obviously all they got to do is startle this thing," Phoenix Herpetological Society spokesman Daniel Marchand said. "It's dark. They can't see you, you know that well. If it's scared, boom it strikes." The snakes were released into the desert. Watch Local 6 News for more on this story. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

08-23-2006, 04:58 AM	#2
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 38 Posts: 5,446	hahahaha thats great __________________

08-23-2006, 08:44 AM	#3
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 40 Posts: 9,662	hahaha that is funny.. kinda wrong, but only kinda __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

08-23-2006, 08:54 AM	#4
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 45 Posts: 7,985	Glad no one got bit, that would suck bad. __________________ Racing Rice

08-23-2006, 01:03 PM	#6
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	no pun intended hahahahahahahahaha __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

08-23-2006, 04:28 PM	#7
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 40 Posts: 9,662	yeah that was real bad... i laughed at how terrible the pun was when i typed it, but i had to post it __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

08-24-2006, 07:42 PM	#9
KwikR6 Mind Blowing Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cloud 69 Age: 44 Posts: 8,871	I would beat the living shit out of those two. __________________ I JDM. I My Honda The epitome of stupidity is expressed so fluidly with the shity lyric theory you try to spit at me. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!!

08-24-2006, 10:02 PM	#10
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	they havent found them. appearently this is the first of 8 threatres they hit. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

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