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CD5Passion · 01-05-2007, 05:02 PM

Top 10 Reasons
Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

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10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to
give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over
his brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you
stop.

GT40FIED · 01-05-2007, 05:31 PM

Robert · 01-05-2007, 06:56 PM

CD5Passion · 01-05-2007, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robert

lame

dear mr self righteous,

get a sense of humor

Love,
me

ebpda9 · 01-06-2007, 11:08 AM

this is awesome and true

Mischief · 01-06-2007, 12:06 PM

hahah that's hilarious

*ChrisCantSkate* · 01-07-2007, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CD5Passion

dear mr self righteous,

get a sense of humor

Love,
me

remember when you flipped out over him saying jap... and that wasnt even him clearly making fun of something...this is and its going to offend someone and you know it. taking direct shots at Christianity will always piss someone off. if you replaced religion with jesus it would be funnier imo, but whatever. just my perspective on it.

CD5Passion · 01-07-2007, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisCantSkate

remember when you flipped out over him saying jap... and that wasnt even him clearly making fun of something...this is and its going to offend someone and you know it. taking direct shots at Christianity will always piss someone off. if you replaced religion with jesus it would be funnier imo, but whatever. just my perspective on it.

there is a small difference, Chris, that is I didn't write this, I thought it was humorous (although true). I merely reposted it.

If i recall correctly, I didn't freak out. I simply asked him not to use the word, he refused to respect my request. I work in a way that, if I don't have respect given to me, I don't give it.

my direct quote

Quote:

would you please not use the term japs, thanks

which was responded with disrespect

Quote:

japs is not ment racial, you are hyper sensative.

No offense was meant to you Chris. You know I love ya man in a platonic way of course

Grip72 · 01-07-2007, 03:25 PM

i didn't read this

but my first impression was "there is proof of beer"

*ChrisCantSkate* · 01-07-2007, 07:52 PM

darin no worries, im not at all offended, i just call em like i see em.

GT40FIED · 01-07-2007, 09:24 PM

Wouldn't it actually be MORE offensive if it were a blanket statement about religion? I mean, as it stands it's only "offensive" to christians (or at least the ones without a sense of humor...I think most thinking people would get a chuckle from it regardless of their faith). That's a fraction of the religious populace.

And #4 really only works with Jesus.

01-05-2007, 05:02 PM	#1
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 38 Posts: 5,446	beer > jesus Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus ------------------------------------------------- 10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. 8. Beer has never caused a major war. 7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves. 6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away. 5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer. 4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer. 3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you. 2. You can prove you have a Beer. 1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop. __________________

01-05-2007, 05:31 PM	#2
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 42 Posts: 7,451	__________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

01-06-2007, 11:08 AM	#5
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 43 Posts: 17,266	this is awesome and true __________________

01-07-2007, 07:52 PM	#10
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 40 Posts: 9,662	darin no worries, im not at all offended, i just call em like i see em. __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

01-07-2007, 09:24 PM	#11
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 42 Posts: 7,451	Wouldn't it actually be MORE offensive if it were a blanket statement about religion? I mean, as it stands it's only "offensive" to christians (or at least the ones without a sense of humor...I think most thinking people would get a chuckle from it regardless of their faith). That's a fraction of the religious populace. And #4 really only works with Jesus. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

01-05-2007, 06:56 PM	#3
Robert R-Tard Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 612	lame

01-07-2007, 03:25 PM	#9
Grip72 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Calgary, AB Canada Age: 39 Posts: 2,962	i didn't read this but my first impression was "there is proof of beer"

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