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01-01-2006, 01:33 AM
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What a start to the year
So yeah...I'm starting the new year nursing some wounds. Last night I went out into the garage to grab some egg rolls out of the freezer (Pagoda Asian Sensations are the shit) and when I went to walk back in front of my mom's car to the kitchen door, I caught my back foot on some stupid lawn chair type thing and landed with the side of my ribs square against the corner of the Mustang's bumper. Before anyone asks, yes, I was sober as a judge at the time. It didn't hurt real bad last night, but holy shit it kills today. Moving, breathing, coughing...all painful as hell. I think I just bruised a few ribs, but damnit...what a shitty start to another shitty year.
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01-01-2006, 03:14 AM
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haha well...happy new years to you anyways dude
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01-01-2006, 04:25 AM
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he he he he...... you got owned by a lawn chair dude....
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01-01-2006, 05:52 AM
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man, that sucks. just take a few off and relax. your ribs will feel better.
lol thermal.
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01-01-2006, 07:27 AM
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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01-01-2006, 08:37 AM
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 ......... ha ha... speaking of which, PM me some good ones bro. I have nothing else to do but DL stuff here in Rota, Spain. I'll be for another 2 weeks..... |
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01-01-2006, 10:31 AM
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my head is throbbing holy shit.. whiskey is the devil's piss, I swear.
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01-01-2006, 10:51 AM
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That sucks...
Not a physical bad start to the year for me... but. I was watching that UFC crap that you don't like and it was the main event... My freaking wife comes home with her god child and younger brother and change the channel after I made them sit through it for like 5-10 mins... before I could even change it back the fight was over... I was pissed... This is after I stayed home all day and cleaned,cooked, did laundry, and watched the kids... while she went out to the mall with her godchild and then to go see King Kong which I REALLY wanted to see. Course if that's my worst fortune for the year I think I'll make it till next year... maybe. lol.
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01-01-2006, 11:07 AM
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drop kick to the vag
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01-01-2006, 01:02 PM
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hang her out the window with a phone cord
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01-01-2006, 09:20 PM
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pee on her while she sleeps
then throw a plugged in toaster at her zap Sorry your new years went bad Steve... spent mine on Bourbon street with three cute girls 
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01-02-2006, 04:16 PM
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hey, it wasn't your head... so you'll be fine.
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01-02-2006, 04:37 PM
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I started mine in the middle of nowhere Oscoda, Michigan with my dad doing squat
I wouldve rather stayed home and gotten hit in the ribs |
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01-02-2006, 07:57 PM
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You'll be surprised how many people die from a simple broken rib.
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01-03-2006, 08:10 AM
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Hey...thanks for that thought Derek. Honestly, I wish I'd hit my head. My head is ridiculously hard. Trust me, after years of clocking my head on stuff I know it would have faired better than my ribcage. Sure, it would've hurt for a bit, but nothing some Ibuprofen wouldn't have cleared up. In the event of a concussion, my mom's a nurse so I'd have been ok there, too. Fuck...my ribs still hurt.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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01-03-2006, 09:35 AM
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man bruised ribs are going to hurt for a looong time, especially depending on where you were hit, exactly - lots of cartilage, you know.
Maybe try a hot pad |
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01-03-2006, 04:19 PM
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Sounds like some shit I would have said ...again Steve, that whole "weed thing" I suggested in another thread.....that would help here too........
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01-04-2006, 12:11 AM
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Man, Steven, I am so bummed out that I wasn't the first to post a response! On a happier note, I can post! Thanks for your help,
Are you feelin any better, yo!?
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01-04-2006, 03:30 AM
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A bit. Still hurts to do certain stuff. I sneezed earlier and swore my ass off. And hey...I did my best. I'm just not an uber mod like that crafty Romanian.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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01-04-2006, 01:14 PM
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My new years was goin just great...up until a huge brawl after a social around 2am...right hand was pretty cut up and my left arm is bruised....my other buddies were just a mess...(black eyes...blood everywhere) but u should see the other guys
just a TOTAL beating on em...fun times |
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01-07-2006, 01:50 AM
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Re: What a start to the year
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You have to find a tube of chap stick. After you found said chap stick, uncap it and go infront of a mirror and remove your shirt. Now in one fluid motion slam the twisty end of the chap stick up your ass and grab your nipple at the same time. Cures all ailments. Make sure to grab your nips otherwise it might hurt. |
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01-07-2006, 08:24 AM
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Re: Re: What a start to the year
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heh kinda like the time you told me you would give me a blow job...but wouldnt swollow cause that would be queer
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01-07-2006, 11:35 PM
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heh i busted my knee on the first day of my trip to vail. my entire left knee was black and blue from the top of my shin to probobly 3 inches up on my thigh. i had to be a cocky bastard and do black runs my first day on the mt. and find the only patch of ice on the entire mt. the rest of it was a good 6-8 inchs of powder.
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