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01-23-2003, 10:03 PM

I was cruising down a back highway at night. (It was pitch black out) I was crusing at a steady 50mph when all the sudden I see two figures appear right in front of me. Oh Sh#t! I slam on the brakes thinking that there were two deer in the middle of the road. (Deer are very common in Iowa, people hit the damn things all the time, including me) I then realize what the two figures were. COWS! I probally came within 20 feet of hitting the 2000+ pound each animals. I got out of the car and there was a farmer chasing after them. This whole situation pisses me off because the farmer should keep his stupid animals off the road, and there are people who go down that highway at 130 since there is no traffic on it. Imagine hitting an object that weighs as much as your car at that speed! Man thats Scary!

94_AcCoRd_EX · 01-23-2003, 10:47 PM

That would really suck! I narrowly missed a deer the other day.

*pdiggitydogg* · 01-23-2003, 11:06 PM

that would definately suck ass

a96710 · 01-23-2003, 11:06 PM

Yeah that would suck

01-23-2003, 11:26 PM

thank god there are no cows by me in mich. That would be bad

01-24-2003, 07:56 AM

damn that would suck and at 130 you would definitly die..

Racing Rice · 01-24-2003, 07:57 AM

Heh, your car woulda been fuged up!

01-24-2003, 12:37 PM

hahah that sounds hilarious. escaped cows, farmer running after them with a pitchfork, you in the middle of it on a crash course towards making hamburger meat out of the stupid cows. roflmao

comeon you gotta see some humor in it!

Racing Rice · 01-24-2003, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by Mischief(LTS)
hahah that sounds hilarious. escaped cows, farmer running after them with a pitchfork, you in the middle of it on a crash course towards making hamburger meat out of the stupid cows. roflmao

Its not funny! I had to help round up 3 cows that got loose and ran down the road.. It sucked ass big time!

Sometimes it sucks living in the middle of no where.

Sivik · 01-24-2003, 04:18 PM

Ha ha,

but the other night I GOT HIT by a deer. No, wait, I GOT T-BONED by a deer.

I was in a residental neighbor going over a speed bump at 10 mph!!! 10 mph!!! And out of nowhere WHAM!!!! I never saw the damn thing, and never saw it after I pulled over. No blood, just a bunch of slobber on my door, and some scratches on the door, and a f'in 4" dent in my fender. I pounded it out the next day, but it still sucks!!!!

Racing Rice · 01-24-2003, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by Sivik
Ha ha,

but the other night I GOT HIT by a deer. No, wait, I GOT T-BONED by a deer.

I was in a residental neighbor going over a speed bump at 10 mph!!! 10 mph!!! And out of nowhere WHAM!!!! I never saw the damn thing, and never saw it after I pulled over. No blood, just a bunch of slobber on my door, and some scratches on the door, and a f'in 4" dent in my fender. I pounded it out the next day, but it still sucks!!!!

A friend of mine has been T-boned by 2 deer at once while he was doing about 65.. Those things have good aim!

01-23-2003, 10:03 PM	#1
Afroney Posts: n/a	If you think hitting a deer is bad... I was cruising down a back highway at night. (It was pitch black out) I was crusing at a steady 50mph when all the sudden I see two figures appear right in front of me. Oh Sh#t! I slam on the brakes thinking that there were two deer in the middle of the road. (Deer are very common in Iowa, people hit the damn things all the time, including me) I then realize what the two figures were. COWS! I probally came within 20 feet of hitting the 2000+ pound each animals. I got out of the car and there was a farmer chasing after them. This whole situation pisses me off because the farmer should keep his stupid animals off the road, and there are people who go down that highway at 130 since there is no traffic on it. Imagine hitting an object that weighs as much as your car at that speed! Man thats Scary!

01-23-2003, 10:47 PM	#2
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 43 Posts: 11,142	That would really suck! I narrowly missed a deer the other day. __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

01-24-2003, 07:57 AM	#7
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 45 Posts: 7,985	Heh, your car woulda been fuged up! __________________ Racing Rice

01-24-2003, 04:18 PM	#10
Sivik Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Gainesville, FL Posts: 331	Ha ha, but the other night I GOT HIT by a deer. No, wait, I GOT T-BONED by a deer. I was in a residental neighbor going over a speed bump at 10 mph!!! 10 mph!!! And out of nowhere WHAM!!!! I never saw the damn thing, and never saw it after I pulled over. No blood, just a bunch of slobber on my door, and some scratches on the door, and a f'in 4" dent in my fender. I pounded it out the next day, but it still sucks!!!! __________________ Turbo'd 98 Honda Civic EX My Car My Car is for sale

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01-23-2003, 11:06 PM	#3
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 40 Posts: 10,579	that would definately suck ass

01-23-2003, 11:06 PM	#4
a96710 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver, Wa Age: 43 Posts: 1,454	Yeah that would suck

01-23-2003, 11:26 PM	#5
JamieS697 Posts: n/a	thank god there are no cows by me in mich. That would be bad

01-24-2003, 07:56 AM	#6
DJWURM Posts: n/a	damn that would suck and at 130 you would definitly die..

01-24-2003, 12:37 PM	#8
Mischief(LTS) Posts: n/a	hahah that sounds hilarious. escaped cows, farmer running after them with a pitchfork, you in the middle of it on a crash course towards making hamburger meat out of the stupid cows. roflmao comeon you gotta see some humor in it!