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12-12-2002, 10:57 PM | #1 |
THE GENERAL
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Age: 41
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>>>>The Rules -- This Time By Men
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>>>> >>>>We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now >>>>here are the rules from the male side. These are our >>>>rules! Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON >>>>PURPOSE >>>> >>>> >>>>1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. >>>>if it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it >>>>down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it >>>>down. >>>> >>>>1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not >>>>quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet >>>>again! >>>> >>>>1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the >>>>changing of the tides. Let it be. >>>> >>>>1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more >>>>attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons >>>>guys fear getting married is that married women always >>>>cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. >>>> >>>>1. Crying is blackmail...big time!!!! >>>> >>>>1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: >>>>Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! >>>>Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! >>>>1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and >>>>anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently >>>>beforehand. >>>> >>>>1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes -- tops. What >>>>makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which >>>>pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? >>>> >>>>1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an >>>>argument. In fact, all comments become null and void >>>>after 7 days >>>> >>>>1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret >>>>girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. >>>> >>>>1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't >>>>ask us. We refuse to answer. >>>> >>>>1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to >>>>say during commercials. >>>> >>>>1. The relationship is never going to be like it was >>>>the first two months we were going out. Get over it. >>>>And quit whining to your girlfriends. >>>> >>>>1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our >>>>lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how >>>>little we care about you. >>>> >>>>1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we >>>>will act like nothing's wrong and that things are >>>>perfect. We know you are lying, but it is just not >>>>worth the hassle to ask 50 times before we hear it. >>>> >>>>1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything >>>>you wear is fine. Really. >>>> >>>>1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you >>>>are prepared to discuss such topics as sports, sci-fi, >>>>monster trucks or breasts. >>>> >>>>1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take >>>>the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz. >>>> >>>> >>>>1. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape. >>>> >>>>1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to >>>>sleep on the couch >>>>tonight. But did you know we really don't mind that? >>>>It's like camping! >>>>So well there you have it.
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