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DsBlu01CivEX · 01-27-2004, 06:39 PM

Farmer's Explanation
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease.
"Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"
"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"
"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the
relationship between this and Mad Cow?"
"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"
"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"
"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day,
but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"

01-27-2004, 06:57 PM

LOL LOL

that was a good one....thanks for the laugh and sharing..

mylittlecivic · 01-27-2004, 07:00 PM

thermal · 01-28-2004, 09:09 PM

sohc_vtec 2NR · 01-28-2004, 10:32 PM

ebpda9 · 01-29-2004, 05:27 AM

01-29-2004, 09:45 AM

Kyle · 01-29-2004, 11:13 AM

just thought i'd continure the pattern...lol

DsBlu01CivEX · 01-29-2004, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kyle

just thought i'd continure the pattern...lol

you're all whores I tell you....WHORES!!!!

01-30-2004, 01:57 AM

LMAO!

01-30-2004, 08:57 AM

01-27-2004, 06:39 PM	#1
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 43 Posts: 2,542	Mad Cow Disease finally Explained Farmer's Explanation A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?" "Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?" "Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?" "And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?" "Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?" "Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?" __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

01-28-2004, 09:09 PM	#4
thermal Banning Machine Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: My Garage, Va. Posts: 5,547	__________________ Project Teg Visit the Turbo Forum

01-28-2004, 10:32 PM	#5
sohc_vtec 2NR Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Kenosha, WI Age: 38 Posts: 1,137	__________________ RICE....is good

01-29-2004, 05:27 AM	#6
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01-29-2004, 11:13 AM	#8
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 37 Posts: 3,390	just thought i'd continure the pattern...lol __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

01-27-2004, 06:57 PM	#2
4drmadness Posts: n/a	LOL LOL that was a good one....thanks for the laugh and sharing..

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01-30-2004, 01:57 AM	#10
HndaTch627 Posts: n/a	LMAO!

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