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Old 04-18-2003, 01:53 PM   #1
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Can I see her twat??? (joke)

Here's another one a little better...

A midjet with a hair lip (cleff pallete makes you talk kinda like donald duck ssssthuffering sssthuckatash and what not.) wants to buy a horse so he goes down to the local stables...

"hello good ssthssir." he says....

"I'm interessthed in buying a horsssth.."

the stable manager says fine he'll take him around to look at some of the horses...

They walk through the stables and the midjet sees a horse he likes...

"very niccth very niccth... can you open it'sth mouth ssstho I can ssthee it'sth teeth?"

Guy says sure opens up the horses mouth... the midjet is impressed...

"very niccth very niccth...can you just lift me up so I can look inssthide the horssths' earsth."

Guy is a little weirded out but whatever if it sells the horse... so he lifts the midjet up and he looks in the horses ears....

"very niccth very niccth... Can you do me a favor and lift me up to look into the horsesth's eyes..."

Guys getting more than just a little weirded out/ annoyed by now... Sure I guess.

"very niccth very niccth..... Jussth one lassth thing... I'd like to see her twat."

NOW the Guy is FULLY wierded out and kinda angy. So he says "Whatever you say."

Lifts up the midjet and rams him up the horse's most intiment of places... and yanks him back out... "happy now" the guy asks...

the midjet is just standing there confused...

"I JUST WANTED TO SEE HER RUN"

get it twat...trot
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Old 04-18-2003, 02:09 PM   #2
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Old 04-18-2003, 03:26 PM   #3
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o man that was too funny. hahaha
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Old 04-18-2003, 04:08 PM   #4
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lol man I saw that comin a mile away...but I laughed anyway
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Old 04-18-2003, 04:37 PM   #5
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good one, but should this line say...

"very niccth very niccth..... Jussth one lassth thing... I'd like to SEE her twat."
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Old 04-18-2003, 04:41 PM   #6
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good lookin out y0!
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Old 04-18-2003, 07:18 PM   #7
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lol
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Old 04-19-2003, 02:27 AM   #8
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lol
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Old 04-19-2003, 01:16 PM   #9
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LOL
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Old 04-19-2003, 01:23 PM   #10
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lol...good one
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