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08-20-2002, 06:54 AM
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How to truly impress clients (joke)
I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of
weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor." "Yes?" "I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray,'?" "Sure." I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business. A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. "Hi, Ray," he said. I replied, "**** off, Gates, I'm in a meeting." |
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08-20-2002, 07:12 AM
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LMAO!!!!!
That's too damn funny!!! 
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08-20-2002, 07:13 AM
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I think Ive heard that but in a different version. Its still pretty funny. 
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08-20-2002, 09:57 AM
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thats great
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08-20-2002, 11:27 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA oh my god thats fuggin hilarious you deserve a dollar... plus tax  :o
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08-20-2002, 12:02 PM
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LOL AHAHA that was hilarous
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08-20-2002, 12:44 PM
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That was funny. Imagining the look on Bill Gates' face is even funnier. He's a baller.
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08-20-2002, 01:08 PM
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Hahaha, that's great
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08-20-2002, 01:15 PM
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lol, nice.
I didn't expect the ending...
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lol, That was funnnnnnnnnny Rob
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08-20-2002, 09:42 PM
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yeah the ending is good
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08-21-2002, 07:05 PM
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08-21-2002, 07:06 PM
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Oops wrong one
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