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Old 02-22-2004, 11:05 PM   #1
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stupid question

are some penises shaped different?
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Old 02-22-2004, 11:17 PM   #2
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yes, wether they are circumsized or not makes a big difference in appearance and also length/width makes a difference
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Old 02-22-2004, 11:26 PM   #3
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i've heard of a condition where some have a sharp curve upward or down. I guess this is a normal thing one can do nothing about. I learn a lot by watching that Sunday night sex show on Oxygen. that old lady is awesome!
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Old 02-22-2004, 11:41 PM   #4
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i've heard of a condition where some have a sharp curve upward or down. I guess this is a normal thing one can do nothing about. I learn a lot by watching that Sunday night sex show on Oxygen. that old lady is awesome!


that lady must have had a lot in her lifetime. i just flip the channel over when i see her
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Penis's are just like people, just smaller. Everyone's different, at least from all the pornos I've seen and the guys I know.....knew.......whatever..........
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Penis's are just like people, just smaller. Everyone's different, at least from all the pornos I've seen and the guys I know.....knew.......whatever..........


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hahaha .... SUE is the sht....
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at first i thought you guys were talking about dr ruth. lmao.

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Old 02-23-2004, 11:37 AM   #9
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Yeah, Sue is awesome! I do sometimes wonder about her, er, "explorations" in her life... then I quickly think about something else. I'm all up for a party at Blackwolf's, she called me a cuite.
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Old 02-24-2004, 05:29 AM   #10
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i've heard of a condition where some have a sharp curve upward or down. I guess this is a normal thing one can do nothing about. I learn a lot by watching that Sunday night sex show on Oxygen. that old lady is awesome!


Anything up to a 30 degree "bend" is considered normal. Certainly all penises are not shaped the same...that would be boring. They all vary in length, girth, straightness, etc. Even if that wer all the same, the surface veins would always be different.

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Old 02-24-2004, 06:47 PM   #11
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You really should just get it done with already. You're not missing much and you'll probably be disappointed with the first time anyways. Plus it's a good way to get to know yourself better, especially if you're with the same partner for a period of time.
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Old 02-25-2004, 12:41 AM   #12
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me? im waiting til i get married
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Old 02-25-2004, 01:03 AM   #13
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I applaude your convictions, but there's one small problem with that. Say you wait till you get married and find out your significant other is a terrible or unattentive lover. Now...a lot of people will lie and say that's not important but those people are full of shit. When your sex life is great, it's about 10% of your relationship. When it's bad it makes about 90% of the problems. i honestly think waiting till you get married is an antiquated ideal left over from when religion actually mattered. Virginity is just a word. Well...a word and a hymen. Lol. It's not nearly as big of a deal as a lot of people think.
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Old 02-25-2004, 01:08 AM   #14
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religion still matters so some people
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Old 02-25-2004, 04:28 AM   #15
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my penis is shaped like an H
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Interesting..........pics??
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Old 02-25-2004, 09:56 AM   #17
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Damn, and I thought my Q was weird
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I applaude your convictions, but there's one small problem with that. Say you wait till you get married and find out your significant other is a terrible or unattentive lover. Now...a lot of people will lie and say that's not important but those people are full of shit. When your sex life is great, it's about 10% of your relationship. When it's bad it makes about 90% of the problems. i honestly think waiting till you get married is an antiquated ideal left over from when religion actually mattered. Virginity is just a word. Well...a word and a hymen. Lol. It's not nearly as big of a deal as a lot of people think.
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Old 02-25-2004, 11:53 AM   #19
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Who says religion still doesn't matter to people these days? Just because you or someone else doesn't believe, doesn't mean everyone else abandoned it.
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Riiiiiight. Take a good look at the world around you and tell me that bullshit means as much today as it did even 30 or 40 years ago. It's one thing to be spiritual, but organized religion is a joke.
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Old 02-25-2004, 11:53 PM   #21
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Just because less people believe in something doesn't mean everyone stopped beleiving in it.
If she is religious then obviously she will uphold her values.

Also, the whole organized religion is your own opinion. I won't argue on this as it can make a new post grow to be 20 pages long in 2 days. I'm not here to prove to you that religion is something you should persue, but just because you don't believe in it, don't go around saying it's a joke.

Also, sometimes people say that they're Christian and go to a smaller church (ex in a monastery) where it's free of the corruption some of the bigger churches face. Are you still going to call every Christian who believes in his religion a joke?
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hey wait a second, we're discussing why my penis looks like an H, not religion...come on now.
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Old 02-26-2004, 08:02 AM   #24
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Hey guys, this is a penis thread, not a religious one.
Everyone is going to have their own very personal reasons FOR believing and for NOT believing in religion. Religion is a highly passionate subject that deserves it's own thread if it's going to be discussed properly for the reasons that there are more than likely others that would like to voice their opinions as well but aren't going to find it under the Battle of the Sexes forum.

Now, who's penis was an H and who's was a Q??
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^^ I too fail to see how someone's penis could look like an H. Just sounds eerie to me.
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hey wait a second, we're discussing why my penis looks like an H, not religion...come on now.


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So his is the H, mine's the Q


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Nicey nice
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LOL @ Shapes... hahahah.

anyone hanging to the side... I always thought tht was wierd. Or curved to the side? How's that happen anyways?

Mylittlecivic: I think that's cool that you're waiting. But having a partner that pleases you and that you can please makes a HUGE difference in a relationship. It does help to have some practice under your belt, even if it's just to know how you like it (toys).
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I hang a bit left, but nothing drastic. The medical reason is that when circumsized, there is scar tissue that develops. Sometimes this tissue develops unevenly around the penis (causing lop-sidedness). And, the slight curve is definitely good, there is this one position where the curve drives her CRAZY!!!
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Interesting.... I have a couple that drives them crazy too.
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not everyone hun.......I knew a couple of guys that didn't....
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^^Ouch. Hate to be those guys. If the shaft won't do it, the tongue will.
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I guess some guys are just "orgasmically challenged" . LoL!
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Some girls go their entire life never having an orgasm. Some girls just aren't made to have them. One of my ex's is like that and she's been with several guys, it wasn't just me (thank god).
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^^That's called being anorgasmic...when women can't have an orgasm due to physical (rare) or psychological reasons. Basically it's the female form of impotence. I can't imagine how bad that would suck...never knowing what an orgasm's like. I mean really...what's the point of living if you can't get off? Lol. As for faking it...I just don't think it's necessary. If my ex didn't get off when we had sex I'd break out my tool box (digital and/or oral and whatnot) and take as much time as it took to get her off. Just no reason she shouldn't have one except for the above mentioned reason. And ladies...if you're not in the mood, please just say so. It's a lot better to go one night without sex than to actually have sex and basically lie about the "outcome" (no pun intended).
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as for moods, by all means if you want it, ASK!!! I don't care where i am, what I'm doing, how tired I am, if you want it, it's ON! and vice versa, don't be affraid to say no. We like being with you, sex or not.

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there was this one girl that i dated for a while who'd never had an orgasm, so i felt it was my responsibility to break that chain(she'd been with plenty of guys as i understand so i will call it a chain, or streak).

i did everything that i possibly could, nice and slow, enveloping and deep, hardcore pile driver style, from the back/front/top/bottom/upside down/inside out...tongue,foot,hand,ear...god you name it i tried it...

best i ever got out of her was, "i think i was almost there". <----that was after 5 hours. i ended up passing out i was so tired after i went to take a shower to wash all the sweat and "stuff" off of me.

i'm hoping that i never run into a girl like her again.
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