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06-05-2003, 10:36 AM | #1 |
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Holy crap....hehehehehe
Someone sent this to my email. Twisted.
This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad > > day at work...think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for > > Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore > > drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it > > to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a > > worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. > > > > "Hi Sue, > > > > Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a >bad > > day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I > > thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so > > bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must > > bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies > > at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. > > This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is > > this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 >piece > > of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful > > temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, > > which is taped to the air hose. > > > > Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times >with > > no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is > > take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my > > whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything >was > > going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, > > I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt > > started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was > > done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had > > sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have > > any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. > > > > However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched what > > I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the > > crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the > > communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, >along > > with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I > > aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water > > decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the > > surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the > > surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of > > the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, >handed > > me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in > > the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days > > because my butt was swollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day >at > > work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish >shoved > > up your butt. > > > > Now repeat to yourself, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job." Now, personally I don't think it's real, because there is no radio station 103.2 on the dial. But whatever, it's funny in a twisted way. |
06-05-2003, 10:38 AM | #2 |
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heh, that was flying a while ago on the board back when PH was the nbiggest honda site ever
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06-05-2003, 10:45 AM | #3 |
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Don't know PH, what was/is it?
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06-05-2003, 10:47 AM | #4 |
Repost Wagon
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purehonda.com it took the way of the dinosaur now :o , dead, kaput
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06-05-2003, 10:51 AM | #5 |
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Long live Honda Style.
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06-05-2003, 11:59 AM | #6 |
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It had to be done
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06-05-2003, 12:28 PM | #7 |
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Thanks
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06-05-2003, 12:55 PM | #8 |
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i've nver seen this before...
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06-05-2003, 01:33 PM | #9 |
Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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ive never seen it either...poor dude...
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06-06-2003, 04:11 PM | #10 |
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i got that at an office I worked at like a year or 2 ago.
it's funny as shi0t though.
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