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Old 09-25-2005, 10:16 PM   #1
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am i the only one...

have you ever taken a shit that almost felt as good as sex? it was so stress relieving and all my tention(SP?) was gone. i felt so good. like i blew a load.

i feel like i lost more wieght taken that shit then i would burning the calories in bed with my gf.
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:20 PM   #2
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Re: am i the only one...

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have you ever taken a shit that almost felt as good as sex? it was so stress relieving and all my tention(SP?) was gone. i felt so good. like i blew a load.

i feel like i lost more wieght taken that shit then i would burning the calories in bed with my gf.


Uhhhh...probably just you man. I've taken some pretty heroic shits, but none of them ever came close to sex.
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:23 PM   #3
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haha nope not just you.

I had surgery last year and they gave me so many pain medsthey made my intestines not work right and I couldn't go for .. well let's just say too long. When I stopped taking them a few days later all was well and I had to go take a nap after.

is that girly or what?
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:28 PM   #4
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Re: am i the only one...

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have you ever taken a shit that almost felt as good as sex? it was so stress relieving and all my tention(SP?) was gone. i felt so good. like i blew a load.

i feel like i lost more wieght taken that shit then i would burning the calories in bed with my gf.


when did you start putting (sp?) in your posts?

to answer your question, no..you weirdo.
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Old 09-26-2005, 06:30 AM   #5
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ohh god, i never taken that lkind of shit, but i took one that my pants fit better afterwards
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Old 09-26-2005, 08:30 AM   #6
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when did you start putting (sp?) in your posts?


ROFL....
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Old 09-26-2005, 10:19 AM   #7
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my old man used to say that you know you're old when a good shit feels better than cumming off, so i guess you're getting old ben
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Old 09-26-2005, 10:42 AM   #8
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No.. No I haven't.. And that is deeply disturbing Ben..
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Old 09-27-2005, 11:02 PM   #9
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haha...wow.....ben this tops off your weirdness.
and its tension
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Old 09-28-2005, 09:00 PM   #10
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Re: am i the only one...

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have you ever taken a shit that almost felt as good as sex? it was so stress relieving and all my tention(SP?) was gone. i felt so good. like i blew a load....

That sounded too gay man. Think about it. shit comes out of your ass. It's like taking it in the ass only shit is coming out NOT dick going in and out..... ha ha...
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Old 09-28-2005, 09:41 PM   #11
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Old 09-30-2005, 09:45 AM   #12
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That sounded too gay man. Think about it. shit comes out of your ass. It's like taking it in the ass only shit is coming out NOT dick going in and out..... ha ha...


......gross
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Old 09-30-2005, 11:29 PM   #13
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Gross? I thought it was funny!



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