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09-25-2005, 10:16 PM | #1 |
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am i the only one...
have you ever taken a shit that almost felt as good as sex? it was so stress relieving and all my tention(SP?) was gone. i felt so good. like i blew a load.
i feel like i lost more wieght taken that shit then i would burning the calories in bed with my gf.
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09-25-2005, 10:20 PM | #2 | |
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Uhhhh...probably just you man. I've taken some pretty heroic shits, but none of them ever came close to sex.
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09-25-2005, 10:23 PM | #3 |
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haha nope not just you.
I had surgery last year and they gave me so many pain medsthey made my intestines not work right and I couldn't go for .. well let's just say too long. When I stopped taking them a few days later all was well and I had to go take a nap after. is that girly or what?
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09-25-2005, 10:28 PM | #4 | |
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when did you start putting (sp?) in your posts? to answer your question, no..you weirdo.
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09-26-2005, 06:30 AM | #5 |
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ohh god, i never taken that lkind of shit, but i took one that my pants fit better afterwards
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09-26-2005, 08:30 AM | #6 | |
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ROFL....
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09-26-2005, 10:19 AM | #7 |
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my old man used to say that you know you're old when a good shit feels better than cumming off, so i guess you're getting old ben
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No.. No I haven't.. And that is deeply disturbing Ben..
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09-27-2005, 11:02 PM | #9 |
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haha...wow.....ben this tops off your weirdness. and its tension |
09-28-2005, 09:00 PM | #10 | |
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That sounded too gay man. Think about it. shit comes out of your ass. It's like taking it in the ass only shit is coming out NOT dick going in and out..... ha ha... |
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09-28-2005, 09:41 PM | #11 |
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09-30-2005, 09:45 AM | #12 | |
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......gross |
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09-30-2005, 11:29 PM | #13 |
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Gross? I thought it was funny!
^ 5 Arnel!
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