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Old 10-28-2004, 05:43 AM   #1
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Women.... GRRRRR

Women are the devil, why do I love them so much!!!
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Old 10-28-2004, 05:45 AM   #2
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Because you're genetically programmed to. Yes, most are evil. Yes, most will fuck you over. But how would you ever have heterosexual sex without them?
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Old 10-28-2004, 06:40 AM   #3
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^hahahaha, its so true.
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Old 10-28-2004, 02:43 PM   #4
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Yeah yeah yeah, sex is the greatest thing, next to boost, but women are seriously the root of all evil!
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Old 10-28-2004, 02:51 PM   #5
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as if ben knows about the heterosexual sex part
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Old 10-28-2004, 04:36 PM   #6
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I just had to borrow this from Aaron's site. It seemed pretty fitting.
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Old 10-28-2004, 04:49 PM   #7
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wow that is by far one of the cleverist funniest things ever
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Old 10-28-2004, 06:03 PM   #8
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Old 10-29-2004, 06:24 AM   #9
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Old 10-29-2004, 01:56 PM   #10
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ahahah so true....
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Old 11-01-2004, 07:28 AM   #11
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Now Now boys... not all of us women are bad... 90% of the time that we are nagging and bitching.. it is because of some stupid thing you GUYS have done...
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Old 11-01-2004, 08:06 AM   #12
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^^ HEAR HEAR!!!

Don't even get me started about how EVIL you GUYS are!!! Every reason why us women are the way we are is because of you guys acting the way you do, so just give me your penis and walk away and no one will get hurt..............well, not much, unless you want me to.....

Yes, another lonely weekend alone with my toys........
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Old 11-01-2004, 10:02 AM   #13
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Old 11-01-2004, 10:38 AM   #14
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Anytime you want hun.............
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Old 11-01-2004, 01:54 PM   #15
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ahaha...aand half the time a girl gets mad at something "dumb" it wasnt DUMB at all!!!!!.. lol *shakes head* i have TO many examples to list..ill leave it at this
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Old 11-01-2004, 04:21 PM   #16
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Dude...she doesn't have any socks for you. Let it go.
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Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me.

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Old 11-01-2004, 08:01 PM   #17
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Don't even get me started about how EVIL you GUYS are!!!


Well...until you come up with a mathematical proposal for me to see, I stand by my statement.
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Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell

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Old 11-02-2004, 01:35 PM   #18
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Well...until you come up with a mathematical proposal for me to see, I stand by my statement.


1+1=2

How's that?



My theory is that either you guys just don't listen to us females for the reasons... 1) because you just don't care or 2) you want to us females to to what we asked you to do because you just plain don't WANT to do it in hopes that us females will just do it ourselves anyways, all as part of the master plan for you guys to just sit on your ass watching tv doing nothing.

Am I close??
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Old 11-02-2004, 04:13 PM   #19
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I can't help you there...I always listen and, if I intend on doing something in the first place, you'll know and I'll actually do it.
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Old 11-02-2004, 08:02 PM   #20
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I just had to borrow this from Aaron's site. It seemed pretty fitting.


damnit. i haven't been on here in days and after reading the head of the thread, i was so excited to go post that same pic up. damnit. damnit. damnit. !

btw, i'm not evil
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Old 11-04-2004, 11:55 AM   #21
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I'm sure you're not

but as for what "wolf" said, that's BS...I always listen to what the girl has to say, well that's assuming I like her at least and I will do things to help out. you could say I can be whipped but hell with it cause I get rewarded.
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Old 11-10-2004, 07:10 PM   #22
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but as for what "wolf" said, that's BS...I always listen to what the girl has to say, well that's assuming I like her at least and I will do things to help out. you could say I can be whipped but hell with it cause I get rewarded.


^^ That was my experience with the last guy I dated for awhile. I guess he had it soo good, he decided to take advantage of it, I put up with it for awhile 'cause I really liked him, talking didn't help and ergo, now I'm single again. WTF! The harder I try to keep a guy, the worse it seems. I only expect the guy to do his fair share, 50% and I don't want him walking behind me or out in front of me (really really old saying but I can't think of anything else right now). I want him to be my equal but still be a man. Why is that so hard for me to find a guy like that?? I treat my men like kings and somehow I get treated like a serving wench. And on that note, since I'm not working tomorrow I think I'll go drink now. Anyone want to hit up Sactown for a little fun??
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Old 11-10-2004, 08:14 PM   #23
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Does anyone but me see there's no real solution to any of this? Sure Black...you might wind up with some assholes. It's unavoidable. Likewise, I'll probably end up dating a few more whores who'll cheat on me. Nothing much to be done about it. Women and men will undeniably pull the same shit and the only reason one side thinks the other is worse is because they don't have to deal with their own kind.

And hey...I've got a friend in Sacramento. I haven't flown out to see him in a few years. Next time I do we'll hit up some bars Black.
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Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me.

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Old 11-10-2004, 11:28 PM   #24
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Old 11-11-2004, 06:40 AM   #25
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Old 11-12-2004, 07:55 AM   #26
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Nah, just some and some then probably some more and a few then maybe go out and

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Does anyone but me see there's no real solution to any of this? Sure Black...you might wind up with some assholes. It's unavoidable. Likewise, I'll probably end up dating a few more whores who'll cheat on me. Nothing much to be done about it. Women and men will undeniably pull the same shit and the only reason one side thinks the other is worse is because they don't have to deal with their own kind.

And hey...I've got a friend in Sacramento. I haven't flown out to see him in a few years. Next time I do we'll hit up some bars Black.


I agree...I think that everybody has to go through bullcrap just to find the one that'll actually be right for them...it sucks...I went through it...and I still don't understand why men, or he, do the things they do...
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