You Might Be A Riceboy If.....

[ford50forlife]

hehe just added some more to my site if you feel like a laugh check it out, its long but funny as hell

YOU MIGHT BE A RICEBOY IF.....

dont take offense to it i just do this to piss people off, i got nothing against a well done up car, whether it be yugo, lambo, or honda

[ChrisCantSkate]

not to pick your page apart, but the car thats 260hp and 300ft/lb sounds like the 96ish mustang gt's correct?

[ChrisCantSkate]

and if so, what do they run 1/4 mile?

[ChrisCantSkate]

for my 3rd post in a row.. i saw 2600lbs. nm. that would win(even though i think the civics weight is off)

[ford50forlife]

if you look at the raceweight you can see thats my car im talking about lol... thats about the right specs.... albeit the torque is prolly a hella lot more, if not at the wheels lol

i put that up because i get stupid ass people on my site telling me they got a crx with a B18 140hp ls tegra motor that can smoke me with just intake and stock exhaust albeit the routing required. LAST TIME I CHECKED 140hp and about 2300lbs raceweight DOES NOT = low 14's

thank you drive through

[ford50forlife]

Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
for my 3rd post in a row.. i saw 2600lbs. nm. that would win(even though i think the civics weight is off)

stock from the factory it is just about right, plus i BELIEVE the gsr motor is a BIT heavier (COULD BE WRONG) and the needed axles and tranny and such.

so... umm.. where can i get my hands on a 78 accord type-R with VTEC?

i saw that page before on the internet... its pretty funny

[ebpda9]

dude that's funny but you were somewhat wrong on some of them: what is wrong with 14" wheels ? what is wrong with modding and accord

you paint a fire extinguisher Krylon blue and put a NOS sticker on it.

you claim every speed shop/tint shop is owned by "my boy".

yo those are my favorites. ya know what i mean

[ford50forlife]

LOL i didnt do any of them! i just found em randomly 'cross the net.....

78 vtec accord owns u!

[Racing Rice]

Wow, that was to much reading!

[pdiggitydogg]

Well I got some problems with your list...first I didnt laugh at any of them...and before you say it I am not rice.
I do have a spoiler (Si) and it has a brake light, I also have a deck brake light
I use yellow/amber bulbs on my clear corners and Si tails to be legal
I fail to see the problem with running 10lbs of boost occasionally, for FUN
The Del Sol DOHC VTEC is classified as a sports car
Apexi makes a turbo kit for Hyundai Tiburon...I think you should look into the car...pretty impressive for a Hyundai
One can safely run a turbo up to a certain PSI w/o upgrading internals as long as the engine is in good shape
ive seen lots of calvin peeing on stickers on lots of different cars...how is that make someone a ricer?? (im not defending but confused)
I wear a visor
you listed several things more than once

Go ahead and say i must be a ricer...I know Im not

[guywithastang]

"Your car is like your sister..."

that was quite amusing...

[guywithastang]

I must be a ricer. i have 1500watts and only 230hp But I have a stereo shopso it must be ok

[ebpda9]

he posted it for the fun of it. i got quite a laugh out of those, but i guess to each his own

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by guywithastang
I must be a ricer. i have 1500watts and only 230hp But I have a stereo shopso it must be ok

A lot of stock cars have more Watts then HP from the factory..:o

[ford50forlife]

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
Well I got some problems with your list...first I didnt laugh at any of them...and before you say it I am not rice.
I do have a spoiler (Si) and it has a brake light, I also have a deck brake light
I use yellow/amber bulbs on my clear corners and Si tails to be legal
I fail to see the problem with running 10lbs of boost occasionally, for FUN
The Del Sol DOHC VTEC is classified as a sports car
Apexi makes a turbo kit for Hyundai Tiburon...I think you should look into the car...pretty impressive for a Hyundai
One can safely run a turbo up to a certain PSI w/o upgrading internals as long as the engine is in good shape
ive seen lots of calvin peeing on stickers on lots of different cars...how is that make someone a ricer?? (im not defending but confused)
I wear a visor
you listed several things more than once

Go ahead and say i must be a ricer...I know Im not

your not a ricer, and I DIDNT WRITE A SINGLE ONE OF THOSE ... jesus h christ

[ford50forlife]

Originally posted by Racing Rice
Wow, that was to much reading!

FOILED BY MY OWN GAG! good one

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
he posted it for the fun of it. i got quite a laugh out of those, but i guess to each his own

I laughed my ass off on some of them!

[ChrisCantSkate]

some funny, alot where VERY closed mind comments though. i know you didnt write them, most of them are older than the internet.

i particulary found the 3 or 4 f-bodies ahead of the nsx funny. it would be great to think a f-body could outhandle a mid engine rear drive car designed for track racing.

oh.. i saw that the lotus esptie TT v8 only did a low 13 second pass in one of your pages(i wana say second to last) lotuses handle like none other. the high(relitivly to super cars) time disnt supprise me.

good luck with the stang. should be a fast strait line car. post times whenever you can

[ford50forlife]

a compliment, i could always use some of those, lol. thanks. since have been gathering information as to why my times SUCKED ASS previously, i can safely assume that the heads and cam tuned by pruven performance on the dyno will net me some 11 second passes with my slicks.... i mean i should have gone 12's already but i found my engine setup lost about 30+ horsepower through mismatched parts via mustang proffesionals

im coming for you ls1's just you wait

[ChrisCantSkate]

Originally posted by ford50forlife
a compliment, i could always use some of those, lol. thanks. since have been gathering information as to why my times SUCKED ASS previously, i can safely assume that the heads and cam tuned by pruven performance on the dyno will net me some 11 second passes with my slicks.... i mean i should have gone 12's already but i found my engine setup lost about 30+ horsepower through mismatched parts via mustang proffesionals

im coming for you ls1's just you wait

wow thats fast. ive lost most interest in strait line performance though... i like turns more now.(what my car IS designed for)

[Wren57]

yeah- my car is faster straight-line than my moms, but the bmw is so sweet throwing the back end out around turns with DSC off its wonderful

[ford50forlife]

Originally posted by highlander
yeah- my car is faster straight-line than my moms, but the bmw is so sweet throwing the back end out around turns with DSC off its wonderful

bastard

mustang + turning aggresively = :o

actually i wouldnt be suprised if i could pull some serious skidpad numbers, its also got a whole different k-member up front with new sway bar+ links, and control arms out back, with z=rated tires it handles pretty freaking well, cept the shocks are for drag racing and kill the whole weight transfer thing and etc so i can really GET ON IT around turns,

if i had a choice id trade my car for a beamer 330ci..

(then sell it and buy it back, MUHAHHAHAAA)

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by ford50forlife
FOILED BY MY OWN GAG! good one

It was just to there, I couldnt resist..

the pic of the car with the three exhaust pipes lol

[pdiggitydogg]

Originally posted by ford50forlife
your not a ricer, and I DIDNT WRITE A SINGLE ONE OF THOSE ... jesus h christ

dude, i didnt say that you did...just relax a little bit...

I didn't really find any of them funny...I have none of those on the list, nor do I intend on doing any of them.

But anyways, I have a 98 Civic the realization comes to me that my car will never be as fast a preformance American car (duh), but I do realize that I don't care about 1/4 times.

My intention is to make my car overall better. I prefer to do a route with others compared to going in a straight line. But whatever.

[ford50forlife]

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
dude, i didnt say that you did...just relax a little bit...

oh ok, well i didnt need the comments then cause i just copied and pasted them, lol, if it bugs people ill take em off, as of right now im too lazy and thought some people would like a laugh, course a bunch of people take it seriously (no fingers lol).

here i actually made one up.....

YOU MIGHT BE A RICER IF..... YOU SHOOT A 100 SHOT AND YOUR FLOORBOARD FALLS OFF FOR NO APPARENT REASON, or if you blow the welds on your intake manifold, or if you dont double clutch (like you should in a modern day SYNCHRONIZED TRANSMISSION GODDAMNIT!)

[ford50forlife]

Originally posted by Zanza
I didn't really find any of them funny...I have none of those on the list, nor do I intend on doing any of them.

But anyways, I have a 98 Civic the realization comes to me that my car will never be as fast a preformance American car (duh), but I do realize that I don't care about 1/4 times.

My intention is to make my car overall better. I prefer to do a route with others compared to going in a straight line. But whatever.

alright bro best of luck, sheesh youd think some people would let loose for 5 seconds to enjoy a goof...

Originally posted by ford50forlife
alright bro best of luck, sheesh youd think some people would let loose for 5 seconds to enjoy a goof...

Thanks, sorry haha I just didn't find it funny. The reason probably is because it was so broad and general so some of them apply to people that can apply to a lot of other areas.

Nice time btw.

[Racing Rice]

It was just his way of retaliating for all the you might be a redneck jokes.. *j/k*

you have NOS on your windsheild, but not on your engine If you've ever contemplated adding "TYPE-R" stickers to your Sonata…< This is something that I would like to do to my Neon. Because it's funny.
*You have to find a way to drive AROUND speed bumps in a parking lot.
*If you cannot drive your car in snow as the ground effects create a plow effect.

i see your page about your jeep, but i see NO info about the mustang... whats done to the mustang..

[ford50forlife]

it HAD intake exhaust,gears and a bunch of problems

i took it down cause i dont brag about shit i cant back up,

Not that im an Expert, but i really dont think the civic with the GSR motor weighs 2780 lbs - stock civics only way 2100 lbs, and the GSR motor is only 75 lbs more than the stock civic engine (D16z6 in my case).

[ford50forlife]

Originally posted by cashizslick
Not that im an Expert, but i really dont think the civic with the GSR motor weighs 2780 lbs - stock civics only way 2100 lbs, and the GSR motor is only 75 lbs more than the stock civic engine (D16z6 in my case).

2100 lbs?? put it on a scale. thats ludicris. crx's sometimes weigh more than that

RACE WEIGHT... and im talking about full non stripped raceweight. not curb.

Originally posted by ford50forlife
2100 lbs?? put it on a scale. thats ludicris. crx's sometimes weigh more than that

RACE WEIGHT... and im talking about full non stripped raceweight. not curb.

Ludicris??? I may not be the expert, but these guys are

--Sport Compact car -
The miserly VX weighs the lightest with a 2,094-lb curb weight, with the CX not far behind at 2,108 lbs, the DX at 2,178 lbs and the Si weighing a portly 2,390 lbs. (The DX Coupe, by comparison, weighs in at 2,234 lbs, with the EX Coupe at 2,390 lbs.) The VX and CX are plastered with less sound-deadening materials than the DX or especially the Si. Otherwise, the difference in weight has to do with lighter wheels on the VX, lack of air conditioning and, on the DX, additional small items like an adjustable steering column, and cargo cover, so by buying any of those three models with plans to modify them, you are starting out on fairly equal ground.
--Sport Compact car

Now, in case you think im lying, you can read it for yourself

http://www.sportcompactcarweb.com/pr...cc_civicguide/

I'm not trying to argue, but i do not see how a 75 pound GSR motor and a 35 pound bottle of NAAAWWWWWSSSSS add over 300 pounds to the car.

Originally posted by cashizslick
Not that im an Expert, but i really dont think the civic with the GSR motor weighs 2780 lbs - stock civics only way 2100 lbs, and the GSR motor is only 75 lbs more than the stock civic engine (D16z6 in my case).

Cash, you're a riced. Just kidding.

riced = ricer. I'm tired.