.:HSTuners::

04-05-2004, 10:51 PM

You guys are gross!!! IIeewwww!!!!! Ha ha ha...Ill stick to my bathrooms...he he he

*KwikR6* · 04-06-2004, 12:10 AM

I do it where I can and when I can...but the sock thing...man there are better alternatives.

GT40FIED · 04-06-2004, 12:19 AM

^^ No joke...every heard of Kleenex?

04-06-2004, 12:51 AM

What's it like in the shower? I know it's harder for me to get off in the shower

Wren57 · 04-06-2004, 12:54 AM

jerking it in the shower just plain sucks... I don't care to elaborate

GT40FIED · 04-06-2004, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by highlander
jerking it in the shower just plain sucks

True that...it's hard to get porn in there.

Side note...I can't believe this thread is at 17 pages and rockin long and hard (pun absolutely intended). Let's see if we can hit 20.

04-06-2004, 01:27 AM

Elaborate...

GT40FIED · 04-06-2004, 01:33 AM

Is that elaborate in the adjective or verb sense?

04-06-2004, 01:37 AM

Verb...of course.
Elaborate on why it sucks

GT40FIED · 04-06-2004, 01:45 AM

But it doesn't suck...it's a good thing.

Wren57 · 04-06-2004, 01:51 AM

I just don't enjoy it... there is no material, I gotta be standing up, I have the constant interruption of my imagination by the water hitting me, so I realize I'm by myself, and that just makes it no fun.

Now, in the shower with a girl... watchout!!!

04-06-2004, 01:53 AM

So you like to be laying down when you "take care of yo business"?

Wren57 · 04-06-2004, 02:01 AM

preferably... sitting down is fine too... standing up is just too much effort!!!

ShagginJet · 04-06-2004, 02:19 AM

^ Dude... you're giving away all the trade secrets.

04-06-2004, 02:28 AM

Yea...I gotta be on my back or my belly...it feels better for me if Im on my belly for some reason...

IALuder · 04-06-2004, 12:49 PM

maybe you should try sitting down. its a lot easier. i only like shower if i dont want a huge mess. yes there are other alternatives but socks are cheaper then kleenex and last longer.

i also really dont jerk it that much. but i have my times were i cant help it.

GT40FIED · 04-07-2004, 05:10 PM

What? Cost of a box of Kleenex = <$1. A pack of socks has to run over 3 or 4 bucks at least. Besides...factor in the time it takes to wash them after each use and it gets to be expensive.

[Clerks quote]I don't know if you knew this, but jizz streaks if you don't clean it right[/Clerks quote]

IALuder · 04-07-2004, 08:36 PM

i dont wash the socks so i save that money. i just throw them away. then sure a box of kleenex is a dollar but it doesnt last that long. a pack of socks can last 3-4 months!

GT40FIED · 04-07-2004, 08:40 PM

That is one CRUSTY ass sock.

IALuder · 04-07-2004, 08:42 PM

if you buy a pack you get 15 pair. so its not like im using just one sock.

04-07-2004, 09:22 PM

Ok thanks for sharing SFKing....

I think it's great when a woman is open to and cool with masturbating herself.....but seeing as how I'm single, I also think that there's no reason why a good woman should have to do it to herself when I'm lonely and bored.

Hehe.

I like to do it different ways depending on how I'm feeling at the time....

Edit: added link.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...e&sid=96001005

b

IALuder · 04-07-2004, 10:05 PM

your welcome.

i do agree no wemon should have to masturbate when their are planty of single good lookin guys that could get them off. hell its cheap then buying batteries for there vibraters.

wow that was a very interesting link.

Wren57 · 04-07-2004, 10:32 PM

Just a question... when you find out that some really HOT girl was kidnapped or killed or anything, do you ever get the fleeting thought "damn, shes dead, and I never had sex with her... what a waste!". ?

IALuder · 04-07-2004, 10:37 PM

have i ever had that thought? yea once or twice. other times im just like wow how could something like that happen. then the thought of damn shes hot and i never got laid by her kicks in.

GT40FIED · 04-07-2004, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by highlander
Just a question... when you find out that some really HOT girl was kidnapped or killed or anything, do you ever get the fleeting thought "damn, shes dead, and I never had sex with her... what a waste!". ?

More than I'd care to admit.

*KwikR6* · 04-08-2004, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GT40FIED
More than I'd care to admit.

Hey at least your not speaking ill of the dead

04-08-2004, 09:43 AM

Interesting...

GT40FIED · 04-08-2004, 02:17 PM

It just maes you wonder why they couldn't have taken out someone who was some 350lb boogawoof.

04-08-2004, 10:32 PM

I don't like to take advantage of the dead, mentally or physically.

I've never wondered what could have been with a girl who has been in such an unfortunate situation,

b

04-09-2004, 12:03 AM

Okkkkk....subject change please...this is making me sad...

ShagginJet · 04-09-2004, 02:45 AM

You guys have issues... I do agree that it's sad when a beautiful person dies, but it's sad when anyone dies...

So let's get back to masterbation. Is BlackWolf the only one who has any toys? Ladies why don't you have a toy? Ever try one?

04-09-2004, 03:38 AM

I don't have any toys...Im too shy for that kind of thing...I don't NEED toys...the way I see it...is why would I divert from some real dick to a piece of plastic that vibrates?? Just my opinion. Toys seem fun but not for me...

BlackWolf · 04-09-2004, 09:21 AM

Oh contraire, if you don't know the real value of toys, you've never had any. Yeah, it's a little wierd going into the toy store the first time but you get over it. I've no more creativity for masturbating by myself and quite frankly, it's a little boring. I have several toys and no they don't all vibrate but I did find an almost exact match to my ex so it's almost like he's there using the imagination too. Some you can take with you places in places, some require batteries, some you can use with others and some by yourself but if you DON'T have ANYONE, this is what's available to you. Once you can be open about your own pleasure and open to new ideas about how to find it, it really is a whole new world. I used to be shy myself until I realized I was missing out on alot of the pleasure. Explore yourself, seriously. You'll be amazed at the intensity of your orgasms and the difference when you man does that you to. HELL THE FUOCK YEAH! You'll be wearing HIM out!

IALuder · 04-09-2004, 11:53 AM

lol. nice. so how many "toys" do you have exactly?
kool-aid brought up a good point tho. the real deal is better than anything else.

*KwikR6* · 04-09-2004, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Explore yourself, seriously. You'll be amazed at the intensity of your orgasms and the difference when you man does that you to. HELL THE FUOCK YEAH! You'll be wearing HIM out!

I believe that to the fullest! How can you really be pleased and satisfied with sex....if you don't even know what you like?

BlackWolf · 04-09-2004, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
lol. nice. so how many "toys" do you have exactly?
kool-aid brought up a good point tho. the real deal is better than anything else.

Seven. Some with motors and some without.

There's no doubt that the REAL DEAL is better even BEST but when you don't have anyone, then you do what ya gotta do.

GT40FIED · 04-09-2004, 02:29 PM

I have a friend with so many she literally went out and bought a "toolbox" (snicker). I was out with her on day when she bought one and she looks at the toolbox in the back of my truck and asks if we can go to Home Depot. Now they're all nicely arranged.

ShagginJet · 04-09-2004, 02:30 PM

^ that's funny.

V8killimports · 04-09-2004, 03:19 PM

Blackwolf check this site out!

http://www.fuckingmachines.com/meetthemachines/

BlackWolf · 04-09-2004, 03:25 PM

Saw it already. I'm horny but not perverted. This is the result of someone with TOO much time on their hands. I'd rather have something else IN my hands................

04-06-2004, 12:10 AM	#242
KwikR6 Mind Blowing Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cloud 69 Age: 44 Posts: 8,871	I do it where I can and when I can...but the sock thing...man there are better alternatives. __________________ I JDM. I My Honda The epitome of stupidity is expressed so fluidly with the shity lyric theory you try to spit at me. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!!

04-06-2004, 12:19 AM	#243
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 42 Posts: 7,451	^^ No joke...every heard of Kleenex? __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

04-06-2004, 12:54 AM	#245
Wren57 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 2,856	jerking it in the shower just plain sucks... I don't care to elaborate __________________ yeah, its that big

04-06-2004, 01:33 AM	#248
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 42 Posts: 7,451	Is that elaborate in the adjective or verb sense? __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

04-06-2004, 01:45 AM	#250
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 42 Posts: 7,451	But it doesn't suck...it's a good thing. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

04-05-2004, 10:51 PM	#241
Kool-Aid Posts: n/a	You guys are gross!!! IIeewwww!!!!! Ha ha ha...Ill stick to my bathrooms...he he he

04-06-2004, 12:51 AM	#244
Kool-Aid Posts: n/a	What's it like in the shower? I know it's harder for me to get off in the shower

04-06-2004, 01:27 AM	#247
Kool-Aid Posts: n/a	Elaborate...

04-06-2004, 01:37 AM	#249
Kool-Aid Posts: n/a	Verb...of course. Elaborate on why it sucks

04-06-2004, 01:51 AM	#251
Wren57 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 2,856	I just don't enjoy it... there is no material, I gotta be standing up, I have the constant interruption of my imagination by the water hitting me, so I realize I'm by myself, and that just makes it no fun. Now, in the shower with a girl... watchout!!! __________________ yeah, its that big

04-06-2004, 01:53 AM	#252
Kool-Aid Posts: n/a	So you like to be laying down when you "take care of yo business"?

04-06-2004, 02:01 AM	#253
Wren57 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 2,856	preferably... sitting down is fine too... standing up is just too much effort!!! __________________ yeah, its that big

04-06-2004, 02:19 AM	#254
ShagginJet Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,584	^ Dude... you're giving away all the trade secrets. __________________ RECENTLY UPDATED!!! 5-20-04 http://63.249.135.19/hdrive/car/index.htm

04-06-2004, 02:28 AM	#255
Kool-Aid Posts: n/a	Yea...I gotta be on my back or my belly...it feels better for me if Im on my belly for some reason...

04-06-2004, 12:49 PM	#256
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	maybe you should try sitting down. its a lot easier. i only like shower if i dont want a huge mess. yes there are other alternatives but socks are cheaper then kleenex and last longer. i also really dont jerk it that much. but i have my times were i cant help it. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

04-07-2004, 05:10 PM	#257
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 42 Posts: 7,451	What? Cost of a box of Kleenex = <$1. A pack of socks has to run over 3 or 4 bucks at least. Besides...factor in the time it takes to wash them after each use and it gets to be expensive. [Clerks quote]I don't know if you knew this, but jizz streaks if you don't clean it right[/Clerks quote] __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

04-07-2004, 08:36 PM	#258
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	i dont wash the socks so i save that money. i just throw them away. then sure a box of kleenex is a dollar but it doesnt last that long. a pack of socks can last 3-4 months! __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

04-07-2004, 08:40 PM	#259
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 42 Posts: 7,451	That is one CRUSTY ass sock. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

04-07-2004, 08:42 PM	#260
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	if you buy a pack you get 15 pair. so its not like im using just one sock. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

04-07-2004, 09:22 PM	#261
spoogenet Posts: n/a	Ok thanks for sharing SFKing.... I think it's great when a woman is open to and cool with masturbating herself.....but seeing as how I'm single, I also think that there's no reason why a good woman should have to do it to herself when I'm lonely and bored. Hehe. I like to do it different ways depending on how I'm feeling at the time.... Edit: added link. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...e&sid=96001005 b

04-07-2004, 10:05 PM	#262
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	your welcome. i do agree no wemon should have to masturbate when their are planty of single good lookin guys that could get them off. hell its cheap then buying batteries for there vibraters. wow that was a very interesting link. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

04-07-2004, 10:32 PM	#263
Wren57 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 2,856	Just a question... when you find out that some really HOT girl was kidnapped or killed or anything, do you ever get the fleeting thought "damn, shes dead, and I never had sex with her... what a waste!". ? __________________ yeah, its that big

04-07-2004, 10:37 PM	#264
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	have i ever had that thought? yea once or twice. other times im just like wow how could something like that happen. then the thought of damn shes hot and i never got laid by her kicks in. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

04-08-2004, 09:43 AM	#267
Kool-Aid Posts: n/a	Interesting...

04-08-2004, 02:17 PM	#268
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 42 Posts: 7,451	It just maes you wonder why they couldn't have taken out someone who was some 350lb boogawoof. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

04-08-2004, 10:32 PM	#269
spoogenet Posts: n/a	I don't like to take advantage of the dead, mentally or physically. I've never wondered what could have been with a girl who has been in such an unfortunate situation, b

04-09-2004, 12:03 AM	#270
Kool-Aid Posts: n/a	Okkkkk....subject change please...this is making me sad...

04-09-2004, 02:45 AM	#271
ShagginJet Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,584	You guys have issues... I do agree that it's sad when a beautiful person dies, but it's sad when anyone dies... So let's get back to masterbation. Is BlackWolf the only one who has any toys? Ladies why don't you have a toy? Ever try one? __________________ RECENTLY UPDATED!!! 5-20-04 http://63.249.135.19/hdrive/car/index.htm

04-09-2004, 03:38 AM	#272
Kool-Aid Posts: n/a	I don't have any toys...Im too shy for that kind of thing...I don't NEED toys...the way I see it...is why would I divert from some real dick to a piece of plastic that vibrates?? Just my opinion. Toys seem fun but not for me...

04-09-2004, 09:21 AM	#273
BlackWolf La Loba Loca Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nor Cal Posts: 1,016	Oh contraire, if you don't know the real value of toys, you've never had any. Yeah, it's a little wierd going into the toy store the first time but you get over it. I've no more creativity for masturbating by myself and quite frankly, it's a little boring. I have several toys and no they don't all vibrate but I did find an almost exact match to my ex so it's almost like he's there using the imagination too. Some you can take with you places in places, some require batteries, some you can use with others and some by yourself but if you DON'T have ANYONE, this is what's available to you. Once you can be open about your own pleasure and open to new ideas about how to find it, it really is a whole new world. I used to be shy myself until I realized I was missing out on alot of the pleasure. Explore yourself, seriously. You'll be amazed at the intensity of your orgasms and the difference when you man does that you to. HELL THE FUOCK YEAH! You'll be wearing HIM out! __________________ Does the noise in my head bother you??

04-09-2004, 11:53 AM	#274
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	lol. nice. so how many "toys" do you have exactly? kool-aid brought up a good point tho. the real deal is better than anything else. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

04-09-2004, 02:29 PM	#277
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 42 Posts: 7,451	I have a friend with so many she literally went out and bought a "toolbox" (snicker). I was out with her on day when she bought one and she looks at the toolbox in the back of my truck and asks if we can go to Home Depot. Now they're all nicely arranged. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

04-09-2004, 02:30 PM	#278
ShagginJet Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,584	^ that's funny. __________________ RECENTLY UPDATED!!! 5-20-04 http://63.249.135.19/hdrive/car/index.htm

04-09-2004, 03:19 PM	#279
V8killimports Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Beale AFB, CA Posts: 1,377	Blackwolf check this site out! http://www.fuckingmachines.com/meetthemachines/

04-09-2004, 03:25 PM	#280
BlackWolf La Loba Loca Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nor Cal Posts: 1,016	Saw it already. I'm horny but not perverted. This is the result of someone with TOO much time on their hands. I'd rather have something else IN my hands................ __________________ Does the noise in my head bother you??