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Old 09-26-2005, 08:54 AM   #1
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Refresher, How to keep a relationship happy.

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself.
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
54. give the authority but never expect her to be responsible.
55. give her the last word no matter what the cost to your life and limb.

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she makes.





HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Show up naked, or plan on getting naked at some point in the day. (revised for Chris)
2. Fix him something to eat.
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Old 09-26-2005, 09:12 AM   #2
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im not picky, she dosnt have to shopw up naked, as long as thats in her plans while she's over.
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Old 09-26-2005, 09:58 AM   #3
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lol, nice.
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Old 09-26-2005, 10:49 AM   #4
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Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
im not picky, she dosnt have to shopw up naked, as long as thats in her plans while she's over.


Done.
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