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05-16-2003, 09:53 AM
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bumper stickers
You Can Tailgate Me All You Want, It Still Doesn't Cure Impotence
Honk If You Love Deaf People ! Gas, Grass Or Ass...No One Rides For Free How's My Driving? 1-800-Eat Shit No Kids On Board. OK To Hit My Son Beat Up Your Honor Student Bad COP . No Doughnut Keep Honking. I'm Reloading Unless You're A Hemmhoroid, Get Off My Ass Your Kid May Be An Honor Student, But You're A Friggin' Moron! Stop Tailgating Me Or I'll Flick A Booger On Your Windshield Driver Carries No Cash - He's Married Got Beer? Save The Planet, Kill Yourself CALLING YOUR WIFE? DON'T BOTHER SHES WITH ME GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE ,ASSHOLES LIKE YOU ON THE PHONE DO THIS BUMBER STICKER IS MADE FROM RECYLED SPOTTED OWLS . GOT GAS? Save The Whales, Harpoon A Fat Chick I Swerve For Small Animals, They're Harder To Hit Horn Broke, Watch For Finger I Sell My Body For Crack So Many Gerbils So Little Time My Kid Knocked-Up Your Honor Student My Wife's Other Car Is A Broom Don't Laugh, It's Paid For Answer My Prayers, STEAL THIS CAR! Visualize Using Your Turn Signal I Brake For Tailgaters I May Be Slow, But I'm Ahead Of You Don't Like My Driving? Then Stay Off The Sidewalk Don't Blame Me, I Voted For The Other Guy Some Of Us ARE NOT On VACATION! Hit Me... I Need The Money Crack Whores Are People Too Support Your Local Dealer My God Can Beat-Up Your God Somebody Else Put This Bumper-Sticker On My Car My Other Car Also Costs More Than Your Trailer Kinky Is Using A Feather. Perverted Is Using The Whole Chicken! My Baby Will Kick Your Baby's Ass I Brake For Unicorns |
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05-16-2003, 10:17 AM
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Repost Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2001
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LMAO.
some of them were oldies but goodies
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05-16-2003, 10:47 AM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
Join Date: May 2002
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lol
I laughed my ass off at the spotted owls one |
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05-16-2003, 11:03 AM
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Damn, that's the one that had me rollin' too. Funny shit. |
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05-17-2003, 01:25 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Santa Barbara, California
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I specially enjoyed the spotted owls, wooh great laughs
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05-17-2003, 06:19 PM
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sorry little late .....but read'em all and agree spotted owls one was pretty dam funny.
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