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Whiteclipse99 · 03-28-2003, 01:51 PM

From one mans point of view:
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on a 6 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4,500 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe
men as their biggest problem. That's 33. According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off? ....... I think not..

03-28-2003, 02:27 PM

If you cut me off the bird is getting off light as far as I'm concerned. What is it that's so hard about driving?

03-28-2003, 11:25 PM

sumthin to think about

Grip72 · 03-29-2003, 08:56 PM

that's hilaroius...stupid women drivers...JFWY

03-29-2003, 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by Accord17
that's hilaroius...stupid women drivers...

now i agree with that statement

Violent Apathy · 03-30-2003, 12:04 AM

Quote:

If you cut me off the bird is getting off light as far as I'm concerned. What is it that's so hard about driving?

I used to carry two baseball bats in my car. Now i have one. The other went at the window of someone that pissed me off enough.

03-30-2003, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by TheBaconKing
I used to carry two baseball bats in my car. Now i have one. The other went at the window of someone that pissed me off enough.

I need to put one of those in my car!

Whiteclipse99 · 03-31-2003, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheBaconKing
I used to carry two baseball bats in my car. Now i have one. The other went at the window of someone that pissed me off enough.

Geesh, I'll make sure to say clear of Phoenix, AZ!

03-31-2003, 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by TheBaconKing
I used to carry two baseball bats in my car. Now i have one. The other went at the window of someone that pissed me off enough.

Now we're talkin'

*KwikR6* · 04-03-2003, 01:33 PM

Well if all those women need a good sex life...hahaha

ShEaNy · 04-03-2003, 07:59 PM

i used to have a baseball bat in my car.....then the cops were at my front door one day....i aint telling that story again:o :o :o :o :o :o i never flip anyone off...i just look at em weird lol

03-28-2003, 01:51 PM	#1
Whiteclipse99 4th Gear Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York, Pa Age: 44 Posts: 952	You do the math..... From one mans point of view: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on a 6 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4,500 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33. According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing. That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed. Flip one off? ....... I think not.. __________________ Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane. -- Robert Orben

04-03-2003, 01:33 PM	#10
KwikR6 Mind Blowing Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cloud 69 Age: 44 Posts: 8,871	Well if all those women need a good sex life...hahaha __________________ I JDM. I My Honda The epitome of stupidity is expressed so fluidly with the shity lyric theory you try to spit at me. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!!

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03-28-2003, 02:27 PM	#2
SolPol Posts: n/a	If you cut me off the bird is getting off light as far as I'm concerned. What is it that's so hard about driving?

03-28-2003, 11:25 PM	#3
firstgeardude Posts: n/a	sumthin to think about

03-29-2003, 08:56 PM	#4
Grip72 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Calgary, AB Canada Age: 39 Posts: 2,962	that's hilaroius...stupid women drivers...JFWY

04-03-2003, 07:59 PM	#11
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 40 Posts: 3,821	i used to have a baseball bat in my car.....then the cops were at my front door one day....i aint telling that story again:o :o :o :o :o :o i never flip anyone off...i just look at em weird lol