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Old 03-31-2004, 11:46 AM   #1
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming
> > >off the coast of Japan when
> > >they noticed a whaling ship.
> > >
> > >The male whale recognized it as the same ship
> > > that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
> > >
> > >He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim
> > >under the ship and blow out of
> > >our air holes at the same time and it should
> > >cause the ship to turn over and sink."
> > >They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned
> > >over and quickly sank.
> > >
> > >Soon however, the whale realized the sailors
> > >had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the
> > >shore.
> > >The male was enraged that they were going to
> > >get away and told the female,
> > >lets swim after them and gobble them up before
> > >they reach the shore!"
> > >At this point, he realized the female was
> > >becoming reluctant to follow him.
> > >Look," she said, "I went along with the blow
> > >job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
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Old 03-31-2004, 11:50 AM   #2
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Old 03-31-2004, 12:20 PM   #3
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Old 03-31-2004, 03:08 PM   #4
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Mwahahahhahhaha that made my day
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Old 03-31-2004, 05:49 PM   #5
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LOL good stuff
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the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd
the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc.
PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then?
the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer
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Old 03-31-2004, 05:57 PM   #6
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haha thats a good one
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Old 03-31-2004, 06:01 PM   #7
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Hahaha... sounds like Kool-Aid to me
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Old 03-31-2004, 06:02 PM   #8
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^^ WTF!
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Old 03-31-2004, 09:29 PM   #9
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I've read that one before....but I still laugh at it. How could you not!?!?!?!?!
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Old 03-31-2004, 09:39 PM   #10
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Old 03-31-2004, 10:55 PM   #11
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lmao I knew that had to be sexually related if you posted it
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Old 04-01-2004, 01:09 AM   #12
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lmao I knew that had to be sexually related if you posted it

WHAT ME?
Ok yeah...true.
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Old 04-01-2004, 01:15 AM   #13
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