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Old 01-08-2003, 11:15 AM   #1
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94 Integra non-vtec vs. Mustang Cobra w/ NOS

Hey guys. This happened a couple of years ago, but I'm new to hondastyle so I'll tell you my story. I just dropped off my dad at the airport to go to Asia. On my was back a mustang cobra pulled up next to me. I just wanted to get home. I saw that he was looking at me from the corner of my eye. And man he was revving that sh**. I looked over and saw the Snake on the fender so I was liek "kool". All of a sudden he takes off. I didnt know what was going on. But I saw white cloud of smoke come from his exhaust. It was NOS. So I needed to teach this guy a lesson. Okay, now here's the match:
94' Acura Integra 1.8L non-vtec
Mods: fuel,exhaust,spark,turbo,nos, upgrade
12 lbs. boost; 125 Shot

Mustang Cobra
Mods: unknown, NOS

Now he guns it and I gun it. God damn those things are fast..... but not fast enough. I easily ate him up and you should've seen the look on his face. Imagine getting chewed up by a 1.8 with a 5.0. Then he hit the Nos and flew by me. I blasted my NOS and his face was like this now, I must've been at 160. Well...... a 160 right by the state trooper. I said to myself F*** that. I aint stopping. Then in the mist I saw a huge barrackade. I was like damn. I got taken in, fingerprinted, mugshotted, the works. But the funny thing is I was 17. My mom had to come get me. Well, they kept the engine. How screwed up was that. But when my day got home. We got that SH** back. We knew somebody in the force and traced the engine to an auction. We had to buy back MY engine for 500 dollars.
 
Old 01-08-2003, 11:31 AM   #2
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umm...
whatever you say?
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Old 01-08-2003, 12:56 PM   #3
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okay...

 
Old 01-08-2003, 04:44 PM   #4
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okay...



I would call Holy BS Batman... but then I would be just import bashing... come on guys.. don't be import bashers... Who knows.. that story could be true.

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Old 01-08-2003, 04:46 PM   #5
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outta your penis hole huh....lol
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Old 01-08-2003, 04:53 PM   #6
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lol...but for real, like jason said, that story is a bit farfetched...

maybe he needs......making a more believable story...
 
Old 01-08-2003, 05:28 PM   #7
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Old 01-08-2003, 06:43 PM   #8
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ya what the hell...taking ur engine huh...okkkkkkk nice kill??????
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Old 01-08-2003, 06:56 PM   #9
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i like it how people call everything NOS...
NOS is a brand, not a substance.
nitrous, damn't, nitrous.

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btw:
he squeezed when he took off, then hit it again while you guys were running? what was the point of that other than wasting the bottle?

and going 160? what is your gear ratio to hit that? I am not that familiar with the gearbox but I highly doubt your car has the gearing to go that high.

then there is a barricade, holy crap. luckily you have 22in rotors and 12 piston calipers to stop your car at 160mph to keep from hitting the barricade.

dork..
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i like it how people call everything NOS...
NOS is a brand, not a substance.
nitrous, damn't, nitrous.

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Holy crap!! Someone gets it!! First time I met someone here who agrees NOS is a company name. Saying I got NOS is like saying I got Vortech regardless of the supercharger type. Spray is another that cracks me up...
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Old 01-08-2003, 10:56 PM   #11
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you gotta say it like you mean it.... its Naaawz
 
Old 01-08-2003, 11:09 PM   #12
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Thats all well and good but were we supposed to believe this guy
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Old 01-08-2003, 11:20 PM   #13
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i like it how people call everything NOS...
NOS is a brand, not a substance.
nitrous, damn't, nitrous.

fnf wannabe

btw:
he squeezed when he took off, then hit it again while you guys were running? what was the point of that other than wasting the bottle?

and going 160? what is your gear ratio to hit that? I am not that familiar with the gearbox but I highly doubt your car has the gearing to go that high.

then there is a barricade, holy crap. luckily you have 22in rotors and 12 piston calipers to stop your car at 160mph to keep from hitting the barricade.

dork..


NOS is also an abbr. for nitrous oxide system. Therefore, it would work saying it with any kind of system. Doesn't matter if it's a company or not.
 
Old 01-09-2003, 02:55 AM   #14
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gay.

was the cobra a 93, 94 or 95? eh why even ask, that was one of the worst threads ever.
 
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NOS is also an abbr. for nitrous oxide system. Therefore, it would work saying it with any kind of system. Doesn't matter if it's a company or not.


go back to chemistry, NOS is a brand, NO2 is the chemical compound. An abbreviation is a shortened version of a word such as "assoc" for association. As in the assoc. that you have implied would mean that NOS is shortened form for nitrous, which it is not.
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NOS is also an abbr. for nitrous oxide system. Therefore, it would work saying it with any kind of system. Doesn't matter if it's a company or not.

nitous oxide system is what holly calls thier nitrous kit, NOS is the abreviation for their product... and if you look.. i believe NOS is copywrited to holley performance products... so the abbr. cant be used univeraly used for any brand

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Old 01-11-2003, 03:55 PM   #17
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great thread... those cops really react quick to speeders eh? nothing happened to the cobra driver? he also sprayed twice right?

BTW DO YOU ****ING PEOPLE JUST DRIVE AROUND WITH YOUR ****ING BOTTLES OPEN!!! YOU SAID YOU WERE DRIVING HOME!!!! DO YOU ALWAYS JUST DRIVE HOME WITH YOU BOTTLE OPEN.
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Re: 94 Integra non-vtec vs. Mustang Cobra w/ NOS

I'm trying real hard to believe any part of this but I can't. None of it makes sense.
-A white cloud of smoke means someone has n2o? Damn there's a bunch of clunkers running around here that have it I guess.
-What is "upgrade 12lbs boost"? What turbo are you running?
-You better have more mods than you listed to run 125 shot with 12psi.
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What the heck am I even typing this for? This guy isn't gonna show his face again.

If you want us to even think about believing you, you'd better post up some pics, dyno slips, list of mods, etc.
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LOL! Then the cops made a barricade just to stop you? If you saw the barricade, I doubt you would be able to stop in time lol. They also wouldn't set them up, maybe a spike strip. Then they handcuffed you? So you're typing this from jail, with an impounded car I take it.
LOL why am I wasting time, as the others said?
 
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was the cobra a 93, 94 or 95? eh why even ask, that was one of the worst threads ever.

lol
 
Old 01-24-2003, 01:05 PM   #21
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lol nice bullshit story,
 
Old 01-24-2003, 06:27 PM   #22
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BE NICE TO SEE A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR, WHAT IS IT A 11.0 SEC 1/4 BEAST? JUST WOUNDERING!
 
Old 01-25-2003, 04:27 PM   #23
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hahahahaha.
 
Old 01-25-2003, 04:31 PM   #24
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PS.......how did a barricade just magically appear? and your saying that a sitting cop caught up with you while you were running 160? Are you high? cause if you are............................................... ...........










It's stoner bashing time. lol.
 
Old 01-25-2003, 05:13 PM   #25
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Now that is some funny stuff....I believe....if no one esle in the world believes you I do, Take comfort in that fact....

Oh wait I bought those metal floor boards for my car like on F&F..I'm an idiot..second thought don't take comfort in the fact i believe you....you rock
 
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LOL! Then the cops made a barricade just to stop you? If you saw the barricade, I doubt you would be able to stop in time lol. They also wouldn't set them up, maybe a spike strip. Then they handcuffed you? So you're typing this from jail, with an impounded car I take it.



No way man.


He did 2 years in juvey for boosting cars.
He'll die before he goes back.

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Old 01-25-2003, 11:36 PM   #27
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Thanks for the laugh guys...and to think, I used to believe everything I read on the internet....
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NOS is also an abbr. for nitrous oxide system. Therefore, it would work saying it with any kind of system. Doesn't matter if it's a company or not.


Well I'm probably the only one who'll agree with that..

Except, we'll call it an acronym (not an abbreviation)..

And its should be typed *nos* and not NOS.


And this story combines so many missconceptions it isnt even funny..
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