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01-08-2002, 09:38 PM | #1 |
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the perfect day, him and her
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER
08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 08:30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday 08:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants, open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner 09:15 Soothing hot baths with frangipani bath oil. 10:00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal Trainer. 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe 13:00 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained 7kg. 15:00 Nap 16:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card id from secret admirer. 16:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body. 17:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full-length mirror. 19:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers 22:00 Hot shower (alone) 22:50 Carried to bed. (Freshly ironed, crisp, new white linen) 23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling. 23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms. THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM 06:00 Alarm 06:15 Blowjob 06:30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section 07:00 Breakfast, rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast all cooked by naked buxom wench. 07:30 Limo arrives 07:45 Several whiskies on-route to airport 09:15 Flight in personal Lear jet 09:30 Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job en-route) 09:45 Play front nine (2 under) 11:45 Lunch. Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and bottle of Dom Perignon. 12:10 Blowjob 12:15 Play back nine (4 under) 14:15 Limo back to airport (several whiskies) 14:30 Fly to Monte Carlo 15:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude) 16:30 Land world record Marlin (1,800lbs on light tackle) 17:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by Elle McPherson. 18:45 Shit, shower and shave 19:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated, marijuana and porn legalised. 19:30 Dinner, lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953) big juicy steak followed by Ice cream served on a pair of tits. 21:00 Napoleon brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch international match of the day. England beating Germany 6-0 21:30 Line of coke, sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies) 23:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snack and cleansing ale. 23:30 A nightcap blow job 23:45 In bed alone 23:50 A 12-second fart which changes pitch 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.
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01-08-2002, 10:43 PM | #2 |
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that is funny
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01-08-2002, 10:46 PM | #3 |
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Dude, you're on a role tonight.... LMAO :P
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01-09-2002, 09:42 AM | #4 |
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LOL
sounds good to me.
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01-10-2002, 02:25 PM | #5 |
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LOL..........that wuz awesome, I wuz rolling out of my chair seriously reading that! nice job
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01-10-2002, 03:39 PM | #6 | |
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Re: the perfect day, him and her
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01-10-2002, 08:08 PM | #7 |
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I admit I was hesitant to even check this post out....but gawd damn am I glad I did....I was seriously laughing out loud....especially at all the blowjobs and the 12 second fart....imagine timing your 1/4 mile with a fart....pitch change=shift indicator....amazing! LMAO good stuff!!
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