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05-20-2005, 11:58 PM
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I have a confession to make…..
I have a tiny pe pe. My balls are small also, but not as bad as my pecker.
Onetime in the 10th grade when I was showering after gym class, some one walked in on me. Every since that day the whole school knew me as thumb dick. I don’t want sympathy, just thought you guys should know. Its not the size of a thumb. About half a thumb, maybe….. Also, JJ (drdingo21) is the best person I know. Everyone here should feel cheated to have not met him in person. I only wish that I could be half as cool as him on his worst day. Not to mention he’s hung like a bull elephant. Seriously its like he’s swinging a crowbar around down there.
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
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05-21-2005, 12:00 AM
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Thanks Mike. I couldn't have said it better myself!
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05-21-2005, 12:07 AM
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Dear JJ,
Why do i have a feeling you did all this ? It is funny none the less and I would pay to see Mike's face when he sees this. Your Friend, Stefan 
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05-21-2005, 12:09 AM
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lmao. Why, what ever are you talking about?
He speaks the turef! |
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05-21-2005, 12:09 AM
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WTF?!
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05-21-2005, 12:10 AM
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i dunno, but i smell something behind all this "brotherly love"
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05-21-2005, 12:10 AM
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Did you end up scoring those tickets?
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05-21-2005, 12:10 AM
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nope, i am too broke to buy them.
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05-21-2005, 12:18 AM
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I tired to talk to him out of it saying Saying “Mike, no-one cares if your hung like a neutered cat”. But he just hung up mumbling “thumb dick nothing! everyone of the chickens cried when I entered them” Then I come here and this. Wow, just wow  Last edited by drdingo21 : 05-21-2005 at 12:23 AM. |
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05-21-2005, 12:46 AM
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rofl this is great
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05-21-2005, 12:57 AM
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bwahahah I'm so....confused and amused hahah
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05-21-2005, 01:56 AM
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very interesting
 
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05-21-2005, 02:06 AM
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I'm gonna just think of this as the boys are all drunk. Yeah, good excuses.
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05-21-2005, 05:58 AM
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Poor mike.. hey JJ.. wat out when the man sees thisl.. guarentee hes coming after you..
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05-21-2005, 12:09 PM
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05-21-2005, 12:33 PM
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Oh.....you bastard
 And on a side note the chickens did cry....j/k Your such an asshole you know that? The best part is that this mornin at like 9:30 he called me and told me to get on here and check out this thread. Your a dick.
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
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05-21-2005, 12:34 PM
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remeber... revenge is always sweeter
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05-21-2005, 05:24 PM
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such family love
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05-21-2005, 09:43 PM
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HAHAHAHA
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05-22-2005, 08:14 PM
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ROFL! Literally!
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05-23-2005, 01:53 PM
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That is some funny sh!t.
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05-24-2005, 03:44 PM
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I should have kept the voicemail he left me and put it on the intraweb.
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05-24-2005, 04:29 PM
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yes you should have
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05-24-2005, 10:53 PM
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LOL
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05-25-2005, 12:04 AM
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that would have been great
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