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Accord Man · 12-12-2002, 10:57 PM

Received this thru e-mail..

>>>>
>>>>We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now
>>>>here are the rules from the male side. These are our
>>>>rules! Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON
>>>>PURPOSE
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.
>>>>if it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it
>>>>down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it
>>>>down.
>>>>
>>>>1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not
>>>>quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet
>>>>again!
>>>>
>>>>1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the
>>>>changing of the tides. Let it be.
>>>>
>>>>1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more
>>>>attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons
>>>>guys fear getting married is that married women always
>>>>cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
>>>>
>>>>1. Crying is blackmail...big time!!!!
>>>>
>>>>1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
>>>>Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!
>>>>Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
>>>>1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and
>>>>anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently
>>>>beforehand.
>>>>
>>>>1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes -- tops. What
>>>>makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which
>>>>pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
>>>>
>>>>1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
>>>>argument. In fact, all comments become null and void
>>>>after 7 days
>>>>
>>>>1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret
>>>>girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
>>>>
>>>>1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't
>>>>ask us. We refuse to answer.
>>>>
>>>>1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to
>>>>say during commercials.
>>>>
>>>>1. The relationship is never going to be like it was
>>>>the first two months we were going out. Get over it.
>>>>And quit whining to your girlfriends.
>>>>
>>>>1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our
>>>>lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how
>>>>little we care about you.
>>>>
>>>>1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we
>>>>will act like nothing's wrong and that things are
>>>>perfect. We know you are lying, but it is just not
>>>>worth the hassle to ask 50 times before we hear it.
>>>>
>>>>1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything
>>>>you wear is fine. Really.
>>>>
>>>>1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you
>>>>are prepared to discuss such topics as sports, sci-fi,
>>>>monster trucks or breasts.
>>>>
>>>>1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take
>>>>the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>1. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.
>>>>
>>>>1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to
>>>>sleep on the couch
>>>>tonight. But did you know we really don't mind that?
>>>>It's like camping!
>>>>So well there you have it.

12-12-2002, 11:04 PM

LMAO I love it LOL I am going to make my G/F read it. OH better yet I am going to print it out and wrap it and make her open it for Christmas LOL. The one thing I dont agree with is I like short hair long hair is ok but short is much nicer looking I think

P.S. I dont sleep on a couch I got a spair bedroom WITH A BED LOL) so oh well.

ebpda9 · 12-12-2002, 11:04 PM

LMAO LMAO

Accord Man · 12-12-2002, 11:07 PM

You really like short hair better?!

Most girls have short hair cause its practical, but longer hair is so much prettier IMO.. Its also more feminin..

a96710 · 12-12-2002, 11:09 PM

LOL...those are good. I made my gf read em with me. She thought they were funny

94_AcCoRd_EX · 12-13-2002, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Accord Man
You really like short hair better?!

Most girls have short hair cause its practical, but longer hair is so much prettier IMO.. Its also more feminin..

I'd say that medium length is best. Too long and its in the way.

Anyway, LMFAO at this post

12-14-2002, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 94_AcCoRd_EX
I'd say that medium length is best. Too long and its in the way.

ditto

thanks for a good laugh mate

*ChrisCantSkate* · 12-14-2002, 03:38 PM

lol... oldy but good. are they all rule number 1?

12-12-2002, 10:57 PM	#1
Accord Man THE GENERAL Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth (usually) Age: 41 Posts: 5,698	>>>>The Rules -- This Time By Men Received this thru e-mail.. >>>> >>>>We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now >>>>here are the rules from the male side. These are our >>>>rules! Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON >>>>PURPOSE >>>> >>>> >>>>1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. >>>>if it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it >>>>down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it >>>>down. >>>> >>>>1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not >>>>quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet >>>>again! >>>> >>>>1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the >>>>changing of the tides. Let it be. >>>> >>>>1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more >>>>attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons >>>>guys fear getting married is that married women always >>>>cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. >>>> >>>>1. Crying is blackmail...big time!!!! >>>> >>>>1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: >>>>Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! >>>>Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! >>>>1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and >>>>anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently >>>>beforehand. >>>> >>>>1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes -- tops. What >>>>makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which >>>>pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? >>>> >>>>1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an >>>>argument. In fact, all comments become null and void >>>>after 7 days >>>> >>>>1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret >>>>girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. >>>> >>>>1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't >>>>ask us. We refuse to answer. >>>> >>>>1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to >>>>say during commercials. >>>> >>>>1. The relationship is never going to be like it was >>>>the first two months we were going out. Get over it. >>>>And quit whining to your girlfriends. >>>> >>>>1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our >>>>lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how >>>>little we care about you. >>>> >>>>1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we >>>>will act like nothing's wrong and that things are >>>>perfect. We know you are lying, but it is just not >>>>worth the hassle to ask 50 times before we hear it. >>>> >>>>1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything >>>>you wear is fine. Really. >>>> >>>>1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you >>>>are prepared to discuss such topics as sports, sci-fi, >>>>monster trucks or breasts. >>>> >>>>1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take >>>>the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz. >>>> >>>> >>>>1. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape. >>>> >>>>1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to >>>>sleep on the couch >>>>tonight. But did you know we really don't mind that? >>>>It's like camping! >>>>So well there you have it. __________________ HondaStyle.com Babysitter's Club Member #0 Soon to be >Dr Max Immuh<

12-12-2002, 11:04 PM	#3
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 43 Posts: 17,266	LMAO LMAO __________________

12-12-2002, 11:07 PM	#4
Accord Man THE GENERAL Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth (usually) Age: 41 Posts: 5,698	You really like short hair better?! Most girls have short hair cause its practical, but longer hair is so much prettier IMO.. Its also more feminin.. __________________ HondaStyle.com Babysitter's Club Member #0 Soon to be >Dr Max Immuh<

12-14-2002, 03:38 PM	#8
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 40 Posts: 9,662	lol... oldy but good. are they all rule number 1? __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

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12-12-2002, 11:04 PM	#2
96civicFL Posts: n/a	LMAO I love it LOL I am going to make my G/F read it. OH better yet I am going to print it out and wrap it and make her open it for Christmas LOL. The one thing I dont agree with is I like short hair long hair is ok but short is much nicer looking I think P.S. I dont sleep on a couch I got a spair bedroom WITH A BED LOL) so oh well.

12-12-2002, 11:09 PM	#5
a96710 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver, Wa Age: 43 Posts: 1,454	LOL...those are good. I made my gf read em with me. She thought they were funny