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Old 03-26-2004, 04:34 PM   #121
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Old 03-26-2004, 05:03 PM   #122
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I don't mind a good titty fuck at all but I'm finishing up in the chick's mouth...less mess. Like I wanna be all cuddled up to some sticky girl later that night. As for facials and porno finishes...I think that's just fuckin wrong. Jiz belongs only in a few places and a chick's face isn't one of them. My ex wanted me to finish up on her tits once...but other than that I've never done it and don't intend to.
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Old 03-26-2004, 05:13 PM   #123
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See...I think it's even nasty to have that "jiz" in some girls mouth...I just can't accept that. I don't see nuthin wrong with it being on the chest or belly or somewhere else other than the face...
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Old 03-26-2004, 06:23 PM   #124
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lol. guys really dont care much as long as they dont have to clean it up! but i would rather have a peice of ass then a piece of a chicks mouth.
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Old 03-26-2004, 06:36 PM   #125
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^^ The mouth is a good place, nice and warm, some tongue action, etc.... problem is i really don't want to kiss the gal after. I'm not looking to be suckin mouth with some girl who just ate my juices. ya know. But it is a good feeling.

I like it when a girl cums in my mouth...
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Old 03-26-2004, 07:45 PM   #126
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i think thats the one thing i will never do. eat a gurl out. it just doesnt sound good.
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Old 03-27-2004, 02:11 AM   #127
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Ok....a few things here.

1. I don't understand the whole pearl neclace thing.
2. Masturbating in front of a woman can be an exciting part of foreplay, just as her masturbating in front of me can be an exciting part.
3. After watching a woman masturbate for....say....a few seconds, I just want to jump her bones.
4. There isn't much more sexy than a woman who likes to swallow cum. Sorry if you're not into that, but it's just super sexy. And I don't even know why.....it just is to me. Maybe I'm into the health thing, protein and all? Haha. But I'd much rather do my bizniz in an orifice than elsewhere.
5. Cuddling before and/or after sex is fun. In fact, cuddling is fun, period.
6. Touching/kissing a womanl after ejaculation, or whatever,.....seriously, grow up, deal with it. I have no problem kissing a girl who has sucked me or just taken my cum in her mouth......whoopdy frikkin doo, kissing is fun, sex is fun, why complicate it with boyish aprehensiveness?
7. Eating women is FUN!

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i think thats the one thing i will never do. eat a gurl out. it just doesnt sound good.


Dude...you couldn't be more wrong. Nothing like watching a chick writhe around and moan 'n shit and know you're the one causing that with just yer tongue. If she'll take your wang in her mouth then you should return the favor.
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Old 03-27-2004, 02:56 AM   #129
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i have seen cum fly across the room it was crazy
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Old 03-27-2004, 03:23 AM   #130
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^^Such talk coming from our puritanical little Anna...care to extrapolate on how you were involved in such a thing?
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Old 03-27-2004, 12:15 PM   #131
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^ i also would like to know.

gt40 i just can see myself doing it. but i guess something you have to try.
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Old 03-27-2004, 02:48 PM   #132
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i was helping someone with something....
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^i do care to know what you were helping with.
i take it you were lending a hand.
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Old 03-28-2004, 02:01 AM   #134
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Old 03-28-2004, 02:36 AM   #135
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Ya gotta start learning to have guys return the favor Anna.
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Old 03-28-2004, 11:40 AM   #136
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Heh, back to the pearl necklace bc I never answered it. Blackwolf, am I asking or telling... well, I guess telling, and partially asking/hinting. I've only done it on the chest to one girl twice. The first time was while we were in the shower (no mess), the second time she went and took a shower afterwards, before we went to sleep together. BOTH times she wanted me to do it, so I obliged. I think it was more a turnon for her than it was for me, because I did what she told me to... heh. I much rather cum in her mouth, and she loves to swallow.

As for you spoognet, I agree with everything you said except for #1 (covered above) and #6. I will NEVER kiss a girl that has MY cum on HER lips... gross dude, gross... you drink your own piss too? jfwy
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How did I miss this whole discussion?
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i d k how did you miss it.

i have titty fucked one of exs. it was a turn on for both of us i would say. but hell you only live once. kissing a gurl after she sucked you off is something i could see on fear factor. thats so gross. i would never do it.
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Old 03-28-2004, 05:20 PM   #139
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As long as your baby juice ain't still hanging around on her lips or in her mouth (make sure she swallows it all) then it's not a big deal. If you just gave her a facial or some shit then no...that's just wrong.
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Old 03-28-2004, 06:20 PM   #140
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I beleive this is the first thread to acheive 10 pages long....and then all of a sudden it switches from Masturbation to thinkgs you done with girlies..... sweet
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yea it has.
i still dont know if id kiss her even after she swallowed it.

the grossiest thing i have ever seen done. was when i was at a party and this chick was getting harrased by one of my buddies(1) about giving him head. well she took my other buddie(2) and gave him head, kept the juices in her mouth and spit in my buddies(1) drink. just becuase he was harrasing her about it. then he drank it. not all of it but a good portion. no one told him what happened till after he drank most of it. whats funny tho is buddie 1 and 2 are best friends.
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That is soooooo freakin WRONG!!!!! Thats what I call indirect friendly fire.
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This is why I titled it as such. Enjoy.
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Old 03-28-2004, 09:53 PM   #144
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hey does anyone know what the abe lincoln sex move is i head about it wednesday its sooo gross. i would never do it but would any of you?
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What the fuck? Oh for the love of gawd someone please ban this retarded fucker. Please...now...go do it. Seriously...this is just ridiculous.
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hahahhaha.

anyways. tell me can any of you tell me all 52 sex postions with out cheating?that mean looking at other sites and resources.
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Can't name them off the top of my head, but I know 20+ ive been in.
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What the fuck? Oh for the love of gawd someone please ban this retarded fucker. Please...now...go do it. Seriously...this is just ridiculous.

ROTFLMFAO!!!! HAHAHAHA! Exactly. Its getting to the point where I am just going to .
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Old 03-29-2004, 12:08 AM   #149
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I don't think I could ever swallow...that just sounds gross as it is...let alone actually swallowing that crap. Maybe I just ned some growing up to do but that kind of thing but as of now...nah.
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Old 03-29-2004, 12:15 AM   #151
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I don't think so...even having that stuff in my mouth woul probably shut off my sex drive forever...I'll pass. Thanks anyway boo.
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lol. you never know till you try it.

i can name 23 that i have tried. but i cant list all of them.
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Old 03-29-2004, 08:43 PM   #153
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^ if you post twice delete the second one. its a waste of spcae.

and no not 23 kinds of semen. your a dumb fuck. 23 types of sex. which goes back to the question i ask on page 10. read the whole thread not just the last page.
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Holy fuck...just stop dude. I pray that you're not as stupid as your posts make you out to be. Please...shut the fuck up unless you have a serious idea to put forth. I think you're about a cunt hair away from getting banned.
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I don't think so...even having that stuff in my mouth woul probably shut off my sex drive forever...I'll pass. Thanks anyway boo.


I've told this story before and I regret telling it again but I've tasted and swallowed my own before. It's not that bad and if i was a gal i'd so do that for my b/f. I've actually been told that my seamen taste good or ok, not bad though.

I was getting off, g/f was on top, as i came she pulled it out and started jerkin it. As i came i closed my eyes and i guess my mouth was wide open. She had her hand over it to catch it all but i guess the first squirt got by, shot up in the air and landed in my mouth, right in the back of my throat. Chased it with a beer though.

And to all who will comment negatively.... SHAT UP!!
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Actually the taste will depends on what you eat. Just remember...if you plan on getting a hummer eat lots of citrus fruits...makes it sweet.
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^ is that realyl true. i have heard that before. whatever you eat the most it what your juices taste like. that my ex made me eat lots of strawberrys. but it was worth it for the unlimited bjs.

im still glade were friends with benefits.
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^true. but this really isnt that dirty. or at least i dont think so.
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