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Old 03-07-2005, 10:06 PM   #41
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nice, now show up your pee pees and see who has it longer


He's asian, instant win for me.
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Old 03-08-2005, 05:44 AM   #42
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darin no you dont.. you wub me.. thats why we are ganna hang out in april
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Old 03-08-2005, 08:50 AM   #43
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....... ....wit out me.
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Old 03-08-2005, 01:48 PM   #44
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I got me some this weekend... 5 times..


Damn how I miss the days where I would get it 5 times in a weekend... hope you're enjoying the hell out of it, I kinda took it for granted and now, well, not getting any sucks.
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Old 03-08-2005, 08:16 PM   #45
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believe me I am.. I dread the day i get married.. im so afraid sex will end for me then :(
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Old 03-18-2005, 02:10 AM   #46
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ive been single since June 26, 1985 @ 0245 hours (thats what my birth certificate says at least)

the part that pisses me off, is i never get anywhere past the "oh your such a sweet guy, but i dont think it will work out, so lets stay friends" you know what i say


If there's any bitches in this room
Then there's somethin I gotta say
For all the fools
Who fell for the first
Girl who comes their way
I been down that road, and now I'm back
Sittin on square one
Tryin to pick myself up,
Where I started from..
I used to say I never met a girl like you before
Still ain't got a fuckin clue as to who you truly are
Almost went as far as introducing you to my daughters
Till' you went as far as goin and snoopin through my drawers
Now I just feel stupid for the loop that you threw me for
Can't believe I almost flew the coop for some stupid whore
You used to say all you wanted was for me to be yours
All I ever wanted from you was a few booty calls
If you re-call I used to treat you like a groupie broad
When we fucked I refused to even take my ***elry off
But it through me off the first time I called and you blew me off
It was a shock, it struck me as odd but it turned me on
You started gettin moody on me pretty soon we'd argue
And the ruder you got, the more beautiful you got to me
And who'd even knew that, who would of even thought possibly
Cupid could shoot another one of them god-damned darts at me
It's true that I got shot in the heart
But when someone seems too good to be true, they usually are
But see, when you're in it it's to hard to see
Till' you pull up and see some other dudes car parked
And reach up under your seat as your heart starts to beat
Before you make a decision that's life altering
And just as you haul and you turn and you start to leave
You hear them words echoing almost haunting
That's haunting..


i never thought that i would say this, but eminem is right, f'ing bitches are just that bitches. i am sorry if i offended you but that is just how i feel.
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Old 03-18-2005, 05:03 AM   #47
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Wow. You sound a little upset.
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Old 03-18-2005, 11:48 AM   #48
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just a little, some cick, i was i guess you can say i was seeing, and i went to CityWalk last night. i went to pick her up at her place. we get to citywalk and not more then 5 minutes later shes making out with some other guy, and then she has the nervre to ask if i can take him home cause he is to drunk to drive. i just about lost it.
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Old 03-19-2005, 05:19 PM   #49
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Ouch... time to drop that "friend".

As for me, I'm no longer single... finally found me one worth keeping for a while.
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Old 03-23-2005, 12:32 AM   #50
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^^ That means Highlander won't have any more funny hook up stories.

wheeler: sorry to hear man, make sure you send her a card when she gets aids.
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Old 03-28-2005, 07:09 PM   #51
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Brutal...
Is it always this gloomy in here? The last time I was single was 5 years and seven months ago... (normally I would just say 5 years, but since she's sitting right here, I add the 7 months for brownie points, nahmean?) Keep your head up, she's out there.
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Old 03-29-2005, 11:30 AM   #52
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Since Jan 1st 2005. Dumped da bitch. Lovin life.
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Old 03-29-2005, 12:33 PM   #53
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Well, I was single from June 04 to Feb 05..8 months, which is a really long time for me .and right now I'm starting something with this girl.
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Old 04-04-2005, 12:30 AM   #54
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^ I always thought you were female. lol. w0rd.
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Old 04-05-2005, 05:00 PM   #55
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^hahah pwned

yup I'm still single
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Old 04-05-2005, 07:59 PM   #56
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^and pretend to be a female on top of it
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Old 04-06-2005, 03:18 PM   #57
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wait...what? stefan that made no sense
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Old 04-07-2005, 07:38 PM   #58
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Thats a good question. Never thought about it much either LOL. The answer damn near scares me. I have been single since Feb 14, 1998. The short and nasty story is. I was engaged to the chick, a year before we were to get married, I found out the she was fucking some other dude. At that point I didn'r care whether it was Valentines day or not, I just up and dumped her ass on the spot.

Now we were together for 2 and a half years before this all went down. I find out after the fact that she was messing with this guy the whole time we were together. Thats what i get for trying the long distance relationship thing. Ever since that day, I never really concerned myself with it. I figure it like this, if it happens, it happens, and if it doesn't, then I ain't losing sleep over it.
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Old 04-07-2005, 08:15 PM   #59
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I figure it like this, if it happens, it happens, and if it doesn't, then I ain't losing sleep over it.


thats it in a nutshell, I'll never do a long distance relationship. sorry to hear about that shit tho dude maybe she die or get aids....maybe vice versa
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Old 04-09-2005, 12:40 PM   #60
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One can only hope LMAO.
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Old 04-09-2005, 01:50 PM   #61
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wait...what? stefan that made no sense


see the benefits of being a romanian ? i can make fun of you and no one would understand lol. jmwy my asian, indian and whatever races you might be
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Old 04-09-2005, 02:27 PM   #62
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see the benefits of being a romanian?

Of course you bastards are also responsible for taht damn numa numa song. :o
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Old 04-09-2005, 03:34 PM   #63
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Old 04-09-2005, 04:17 PM   #64
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here jackass...

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373
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Old 04-09-2005, 04:44 PM   #65
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lets see here I will be 24 in August my last actual girlfriend dumped my ass right after my 20th birthday....ok now I'm depressed...
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Old 04-10-2005, 11:19 AM   #66
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lol I say about a few weeks now, *mumbling stupid jerk left me at a restaurant to go party with his friends. mumbling*
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Old 04-10-2005, 11:40 AM   #67
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Tiff we need to find you a good guy who can handle you...
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Old 04-10-2005, 11:48 AM   #68
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lol i loved how you worded that. But yes we do. Just one good man is all I ask for
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Old 04-10-2005, 12:43 PM   #69
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i know.. :p But then again not all men can handle the blondeness that sneaks out every once in awhile
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Old 04-10-2005, 12:57 PM   #70
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lol cute, real cute Ren. But then again, I dont think anyone in particular could handle that hehehe
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Old 04-10-2005, 02:21 PM   #71
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Numa numa?

uhhh the song title is different. and the lyrics are a bit better than backstreet boys. i gave up listening to them after the first time i heard their cd
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They weren't asking the time, they were asking for your manhood's length. Do you even have that, fertooos?
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