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03-24-2004, 02:58 AM
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Best...mod...ever
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And on that note...does anyone know how to clean vomit out of a keyboard?
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03-24-2004, 12:02 PM
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03-24-2004, 12:04 PM
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Hmmm... Stomachs?
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03-24-2004, 12:27 PM
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Here's a question...why masturbate when you can go have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend or a "friends with benefits" however you wanna call them...??
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03-24-2004, 12:31 PM
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Yeah, cuz everyone has at least two of them right?
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03-24-2004, 01:06 PM
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^lol everyone does.
well if your friends with benefits are around for you to do and your GF/BF isnt in the mod. its a last resort that never fails!
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03-24-2004, 01:42 PM
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My hand is ALWAYS in the mood.
I know, I know....I'm a lucky man  |
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03-24-2004, 01:48 PM
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Why masturbate instead of sex? Takes less time, you don't have to be nice to anyone to be able to do it, less mess, no need to cuddle with your hand, you can watch TV/eat while doing it... the list goes on...
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03-24-2004, 03:10 PM
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the hand has more benefits. simple as that.
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03-25-2004, 08:29 AM
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Wow...I guess it's true for the convenience part...but doesn't sex feel better though??
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03-25-2004, 09:34 AM
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Ok man, eat while doing it?  |
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03-25-2004, 10:02 AM
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AAAAhhhh ha ha ha ha....thats funny...
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03-25-2004, 11:09 AM
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yes i would say sex feels better. i would rather have sex then beat off.
hey i can eat and masturbate at the sametime. its actually not hard unless the food is hot.
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03-25-2004, 01:21 PM
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I have no doubt or your (or my for that matter) ability to eat while flogging the dolphin.
I just don't want to. Do you eat while you shit too? |
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03-25-2004, 01:24 PM
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I guess...well flogg on buddy...flogg on. Would you guys ever let a girl watch you beat it or flogg the dolphin??
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