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shhh dont tell everyone our secret, ahahah
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next topic: how far can you shoot
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well, when i use socks sometimes ill get whats known as athletes wang. man it itches like bitch. worst thing ever to get. almost as bad as crabs.
but in a new topic sence. how far can you sploog? i can hit at least 4 feet. with the normal extended arch. on a good day, man i can place it pretty far.
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lol, is that with sock and everything ?
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well when im using the sock, the sploog never really goes anywhere. the sock acts like a condom. but if i havent beat off for like 3 days then use a sock. it will fly threw the sock and get atleast 3 and half feet.
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![]() ![]() ![]() STEFAN! what the hell are you thinking asking these questions!?! but really has anyone actually pulled out a measuring tape and marked the distance, sounds like a Olympic Event, lol "and up to the sploog distance event, SF" |
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That's why I'm maintaining my amatuer status. I've medaled.
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HAH
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Damn you Stefan...
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Woohoo, i get post number 1000 on this thread.
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^ass, i that was my post!
well i win the pocket pool championship every year sence 96. i think its time to step down from my legacy.
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haha, oh man pocket pool huh, where does this take place?
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In his pocket, duh.
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#1005 |
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well you sure stated the obvious
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