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Old 09-03-2004, 07:18 PM   #1121
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oh how dare you cross the many lines you just did.

funny shit. i give yea that.
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Old 09-03-2004, 10:56 PM   #1122
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Hey...blame Derek. I told him I was so going to use that to fuck with people. Hahaha! Plus it's just classic in it's wrongness.
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Old 09-03-2004, 11:04 PM   #1123
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oh how dare you cross the many lines you just did.

funny shit. i give yea that.


i thought you crossed the line "using socks" while staring at that pic
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Old 09-04-2004, 10:11 AM   #1124
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I'm a little sick right now...so I was laughing so hard at that I started choking and I think I almost shit myself
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Old 09-04-2004, 12:27 PM   #1125
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I'm a little sick right now...so I was laughing so hard at that I started choking and I think I almost shit myself


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Old 09-04-2004, 12:38 PM   #1126
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Old 09-04-2004, 01:11 PM   #1127
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Old 09-04-2004, 02:31 PM   #1128
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hahahahha
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Old 09-04-2004, 05:57 PM   #1129
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Man this thread rules. I kick so much ass. I love me.
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Old 09-04-2004, 08:15 PM   #1130
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well, isn't that obvious, look at the title of the thread you started.
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Old 09-04-2004, 08:36 PM   #1131
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lol, well last night on tv i got to the end of a report where they were saying that the average american spends a lot of time surfing porn. i know i did my part
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Old 09-04-2004, 09:44 PM   #1132
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i have done my part plus the part of 5 more people!!!
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Old 09-04-2004, 10:14 PM   #1133
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Hell...if you harnessed the power of the frequency of my masturbation, you could argueably power a small city.
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Old 09-06-2004, 12:54 AM   #1134
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Old 09-06-2004, 01:09 AM   #1135
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You know you liked it bitch. Haha!
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Old 09-06-2004, 05:41 AM   #1136
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lol, thats completely wrong in all ways possible.
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Old 09-06-2004, 05:51 AM   #1137
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lol, thats completely wrong in all ways possible.

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Old 09-06-2004, 03:08 PM   #1138
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I can hold ~700 watts for at least 2 hours, 1100W during a sprint.

I'm talking about a bike
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Old 09-06-2004, 03:57 PM   #1139
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i power the whole midwest.
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:17 AM   #1140
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best thread i have ever seen on a forum..some funny shit but the question should have asked this to when did you find out you can spank tha monkey play in tha grass all that...
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Old 09-07-2004, 04:59 AM   #1141
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I think I was 10 or 11. Hard to remember. Booze makes me forget.
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Old 09-07-2004, 07:17 AM   #1142
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somewhere around 13.
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Old 09-07-2004, 11:58 AM   #1143
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thinkin I was around 12 years....but I can't remember
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Old 09-08-2004, 12:29 AM   #1144
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I think it all depends on when you hit puberty. I hit mine early...probably around 10 or so. And with puberty comes treating your body like an amusement park. Score!
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Old 09-08-2004, 06:09 AM   #1145
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lol its true.

no the question is did you beat off or wack it first?

and when was your first time?

i wacked it first. then when i was 15 i had sex. ahh man good time in high school!
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Old 09-08-2004, 10:46 AM   #1146
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I don't feel like going back through the pages to find the question but I am assuming that the question is about the first time you'd masturbated...correct?
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Old 09-08-2004, 12:57 PM   #1147
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no when you first learned about the birds and the bees.
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Old 09-08-2004, 02:02 PM   #1148
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The first time I had sex was when I was 14. I had missed the bus home and this senior that had been eyeing me had offered to take me home. When I got home, nobody was home and I didn't have the key to my place so he took me somewhere and took care of his business. To this minute of the day...I regret it because I didn't know what I was getting into. Hell, I didn't even know what sex was yet...and now that I think about it...that jackass took complete advantage of me...on the good note of that...I made sure my siblings know what's goin on about it...
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Old 09-09-2004, 06:42 AM   #1149
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im sorry.
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Old 09-09-2004, 08:16 AM   #1150
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Ehh my first time for any sexual activity was 14 in Hs.. but my actual first time having sex was 18... my freshman year of college... damn frat boys....
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I first had sex when I was 17, in junior year of highschool
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Old 09-10-2004, 02:56 PM   #1153
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man, i havent had sex for 4 days. hahahhaim so luckie!!!
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Old 09-10-2004, 06:08 PM   #1154
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and I haven't had sex since 9:30 pm last night
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Old 09-10-2004, 06:53 PM   #1155
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Old 09-10-2004, 07:00 PM   #1156
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Old 09-10-2004, 09:09 PM   #1157
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Old 09-11-2004, 06:21 AM   #1158
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oh come on. we want details...
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No Ben...YOU want details cuz you're a leg humper. I am perfectly fine not knowing a woman's sexual exploits.
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Old 09-12-2004, 02:19 PM   #1160
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whats wrong with leg humping?
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