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I don't think so...even having that stuff in my mouth woul probably shut off my sex drive forever...I'll pass. Thanks anyway boo.
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lol. you never know till you try it.
i can name 23 that i have tried. but i cant list all of them.
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23 kinds of semen?
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^ if you post twice delete the second one. its a waste of spcae.
and no not 23 kinds of semen. your a dumb fuck. 23 types of sex. which goes back to the question i ask on page 10. read the whole thread not just the last page.
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Holy fuck...just stop dude. I pray that you're not as stupid as your posts make you out to be. Please...shut the fuck up unless you have a serious idea to put forth. I think you're about a cunt hair away from getting banned.
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I've told this story before and I regret telling it again but I've tasted and swallowed my own before. It's not that bad and if i was a gal i'd so do that for my b/f. I've actually been told that my seamen taste good or ok, not bad though. I was getting off, g/f was on top, as i came she pulled it out and started jerkin it. As i came i closed my eyes and i guess my mouth was wide open. She had her hand over it to catch it all but i guess the first squirt got by, shot up in the air and landed in my mouth, right in the back of my throat. Chased it with a beer though. And to all who will comment negatively.... SHAT UP!!
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Actually the taste will depends on what you eat. Just remember...if you plan on getting a hummer eat lots of citrus fruits...makes it sweet.
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^ is that realyl true. i have heard that before. whatever you eat the most it what your juices taste like. that my ex made me eat lots of strawberrys. but it was worth it for the unlimited bjs.
im still glade were friends with benefits. ![]() ![]()
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The dirty threads are always so popular
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^true. but this really isnt that dirty. or at least i dont think so.
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What do you mean a hummer?? I don't know if I can do that...Im sorry...I guess I'll just have to wait a while longer to do so...what's with Congo Bongo?? I think he's intentionally acting funny for some reason...
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Hummer = blowjob
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Thanks!!!! I can always count on you to broaden my vocabulary!!!! (Brown Nosing!!!)
Just Kidding...but for real...thanks!!! ![]() |
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It truely amazes me (I don't know why but it does) how many people don't know what a Hummer refers to. I don't have sex, and I surely don't give head....(no guy/bf=no head) but shit...I still know what one is.
I remember in one of the episodes of the Newlyweds, Nick asked Jessica for one and she had no clue. She thought he was referring to the vehicle. ![]() Guess Cosmo does give me an education. ![]() ![]()
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I know what a blowjob is...but I don't know some of the terms or other names used for saying blowjobs...I guess I don't read cosmo as much as you do...
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