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Old 02-16-2004, 06:06 AM   #1
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Big Huge Giant masturbation thread

Ok..so let's have it...all of you, ladies and men alike. How often do you harbor the fugitive...flog the dolphin....frost the cake...rough up the suspect...burp the nephew? And I swear, if you say you don't ever, you're either 12 and afraid what your friends will say or a shitty liar. So let's hear it...how often do you do the do?
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Old 02-16-2004, 06:53 AM   #2
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its gotta be about three times a day lol no nice lasses over in uk
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Old 02-16-2004, 08:14 AM   #3
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At the least, probably once a day if not more. Depends on what I'm thinking of or who I'm thinking of and how long it been since I've had any........which has been too long.............
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Old 02-16-2004, 08:51 AM   #4
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all the freaking time
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:12 AM   #5
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How do you post that question and not give your own answer?

But props to you for at least spelling masturbation correctly. I've seen "journalists" who spell it wrong constantly and it pisses me off no end. If you're gonna talk about it you should be able to spell it.

Couple/few times a week
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Old 02-16-2004, 12:40 PM   #6
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Old 02-16-2004, 01:59 PM   #7
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is 5 times a day a lot? cause if it is that's someone else.
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Old 02-16-2004, 02:14 PM   #8
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How do you post that question and not give your own answer?


Well...I had to test the water...see if people responded. Otherwise it just looks like I'm talking about how much I do it. Hehe. Oh...that would be 4 or 5 times a week.
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Old 02-16-2004, 02:35 PM   #9
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about 4 times a week i'd say...it does vary though
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Old 02-16-2004, 02:57 PM   #10
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Old 02-17-2004, 12:06 AM   #11
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Old 02-17-2004, 12:28 AM   #12
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eh maybe 2-4 times per week
Ive decided its not as good as sex, so why really bother
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Old 02-17-2004, 08:04 AM   #13
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eh maybe 2-4 times per week
Ive decided its not as good as sex, so why really bother



True that but it's better than nothing at all...............you might look like this after no for months .......

oops, sorry, that's a pic of me..............
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Old 02-17-2004, 03:21 PM   #14
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maybe 3 times a week...depends how tired i am on any given day
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