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Best...mod...ever
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Big Huge Giant masturbation thread
Ok..so let's have it...all of you, ladies and men alike. How often do you harbor the fugitive...flog the dolphin....frost the cake...rough up the suspect...burp the nephew? And I swear, if you say you don't ever, you're either 12 and afraid what your friends will say or a shitty liar. So let's hear it...how often do you do the do?
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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2nd Gear
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its gotta be about three times a day lol no nice lasses over in uk
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La Loba Loca
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At the least, probably once a day if not more. Depends on what I'm thinking of or who I'm thinking of and how long it been since I've had any........which has been too long.............
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Repost Wagon
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all the freaking time
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How do you post that question and not give your own answer?
But props to you for at least spelling masturbation correctly. I've seen "journalists" who spell it wrong constantly and it pisses me off no end. If you're gonna talk about it you should be able to spell it. Couple/few times a week ![]() |
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2 or 3 times a week
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is 5 times a day a lot? cause if it is that's someone else.
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Well...I had to test the water...see if people responded. Otherwise it just looks like I'm talking about how much I do it. Hehe. Oh...that would be 4 or 5 times a week.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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about 4 times a week i'd say...it does vary though
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lmfao @ this thread
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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eh maybe 2-4 times per week
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La Loba Loca
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True that but it's better than nothing at all...............you might look like this after no ![]() ![]() oops, sorry, that's a pic of me.............. ![]()
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maybe 3 times a week...depends how tired i am on any given day
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Everytime I shower, on the wake up, when I go to bed, and Everytime I watch "Andy Griffith"
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