The Lucky Frog

[Daviso27]

One day I was out golfing with some friends. I was about to use my 9iron when a frog croaked, "wood" Just to prove the frog wrong, I picked up the wood and hammered that golf ball. I could't believe it...A Hole in 1. I was sure that this frog was a lucky frog.

I took the frog to the horse races. I asked the frog which horse to pick. the frog croaked, "War Emblem"...Like I expected, War Emblem won. I was paid.

I then decided to take the frog to Vegas. I went to the Roulette table. The frog croaked, "red 13" I put all my money on Red 13. "Red 13" yelled casino employee. I was rich.

I then took the frog to the Presedential Suite and asked it want it wanted in return. The Frog stated "If you kiss me, you can call us even" I decided to kiss the frog...I mean it was the least I could do. When I kiss the Frog, it turned into a beautiful 15 year old girl....and that's how she got into my room officer.