Nice ladies? hello? where are you?

[pdiggitydogg]

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"you worthless lazy whore. if you want something to eat why don't you come over here i have pants full of ass you could eat. P.S. You P(meow)y smells you sucked in bed and your going to be fat just like your mother. Eventually all of the value once held in your looks will be gone and i will still be a cool person. until then **** yourself and I hope you choke on your own shit."
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As good as that sounds I know I'd never be able to pull that one off and not feel like a total dick. oh well it might be fun though...nah.

and as far as my time frame seeming so short to some of you let me put it into perspective. Last year I was away at school and all around me all people did was date and do all kinds of "fun things", whatever that was. Since I dont match those people, which is like everyone in the world, I dont fit in and I dont try. I sat in my dorm and played Gran Turismo 3 and GTA3. So I guess I tied in my fact of being a loser with the fact that I cant get a date (probably because I dont know where to find the girls that I would like). Im also a big softy, I hate to say it but I am. A real sentimental guy. I feel lonely without a lady in my life. Car or not, guy friends or not, basically anything or not, without a gf I just feel shitty. Ok now that I said that one...I feel even more special. :o