stress relief

This was probably a very wrong thing to do the other day, but I was feeling pretty pissed off with the world.

I was out getting some food at the local conner store just down the road from my place. I was only inside for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a dam motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tyres!!

So I called him a horse f*cker. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't really give a f*ck because my car was parked around the corner.

Mind you, I probably killed any chance the cars owner had of having a good day. But that serves him right for parking where he shouldn't.