I dedicate my 1000th post to...

...Maxvla. He's been like an sensei to me in regards to learning the art of spamming. Through months and months of hard fought battles of post whoring, the day has finally come. I have reached my 4 digits mark. I dedicate all my posts to Maxvla and his ways in life of a post whore. You have been like a brother I never had.

I now accept my award with humble thanks.