2in1 Women Drivers & ***s

Driving to the office this morning on the Motorway,
I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a
brand new Toyota MR2 doing 110 Mph with her face
up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!!!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back
she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her makeup!
It scared me so badly that I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the muffin out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using
my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed and burned 'Big Bad Bob And The Twins', ruined the phone
and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!
DAMN THOSE WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!



There were these two ***s inside the taxi cab. One *** suddently ask the taxi driver "Excuse me, do you mind if I fart?". The taxi driver goes "No. Go ahead.". So the *** gives out a fart *Poof*, the *** beside him starts giggling. Then he goes "That looks like fun! Let'me try!". The other *** pulls out a fart *Poof*, both of them starts giggling. The taxi driver said "Since everyone is doing it and everything I might as well do it too.". So the taxi driver pulls out a fart *PRRRRRRRAAAAAOOFFFFFFFFFF*. Both of the ***s starts giggling, then one of the *** said to the cab driver "Virgin!".