Max Pun! you know... like maxpayne. but funnier.

sorry i missed 12 noon today... boss called me in early today.

here's #4 (those of you greater in years may have a better chance to get the humor)

Joe is a bus driver living in Boston. He needs s job, and finally finds one at Children's Television Workshop, which produces Sesame Street. They film the shows at the studios of WGBH, the public television station. The driver's job is to pick up all the kids in a big school bus and take them to the studio. He knows where to pick them up, but not their names. So he goes to the first stop, and there is a very fat piggy little girl with ringlets in her hair. She gets on the bus and introduces herself -- "Hi. My name's Patty". Then Joe goes to the next stop. There waiting is another very fat little girl. She gets on and introduces herself "Hi. My name's Patty, too." At the next stop is a really cute little boy with neatly combed hair, an Eton jacket and short pants. When he gets on, he introduces himself to Joe: "Hi. My name's Ross.
There are two Rosses who ride this bus, but I'm very gifted, so I'm known as Special Ross." Ross sits down politely, and Joe goes on. At the next stop he picks up a very nice looking boy, who introduces himself. "Hi. I'm Leonard Reese." Leonard goes and sits down, but instead of just looking out the window, he does something really disgusting: He removes his shoes and socks, and starts pulling the skin off the sides of his feet. Joe, the driver, is so turned off, that he decides to quit the job. He deposits the kids at WGBH, then goes back to Children's Television Workshop headquarters and throws down his driver's cap.
"I quit. I can take a lot of shenanigans from kids, but I
don't want to have to deal with two obese Patties, Special Ross, Leonard Reese picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus."

#5 later tonite... enjoy.