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01-30-2007, 07:10 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: At the end of the longest line
Age: 43
Posts: 7,451
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Has anyone seen my balls?
Because I think they just froze off. I went outside and before I know it I'm in -6F windchill. Did I mention in my infinite wisdom I wasn't wearing a coat? So in no time at all I heard the distinct sound of breaking ice and suddenly I felt roughly 20lbs lighter (that's right...my balls weigh 20lbs. Got a problem with that?). I hate cold.
Speaking of hate and cold, could you Canadians please keep your fucking air to yourself? We can't have any of your free/cheap medicine but you'll let your freezing ass air down into our country no problem. Perhaps you could outsource your air to Mexico...it's too fucking hot there anyway. Don't make us spread freedom in Canada. We'll fucking do it.
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