Favorite thing about your job

[JDMFantasy2k]

well i'm unemployed now, but i used to work for wireless resource which is a t-mobile exclusive retailer. The company sucked balls but since i worked in a half ass mall, our regional manager promoted my buddy alex to manager. So we fucked around all the time. We'd come up with games to play cause we'd get so bored.

I'm sure many of you have heard of the penis game. You know, where one person says penis, and the other person has to say it louder. Let me tell you how funny that is when you're in the middle of a mall wearing a shirt and tie.

We were supposed to pitch flyers to people walking by (yes i was one of those annoying people in the mall), but to make it interesting i'd pitch in a fake southern accent or do other dumb shit.

The best was when we'd see some douschebag and his wicked hot girlfriend and we'd say we had great plans for brothers and sisters haha