Yes, I smoke

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Don't like second hand smoke? Either hold your breath until you pass out or get the fuck away from me. Either way, I win. Yesterday while taking a break from Korean class I stepped outside for a smoke. An older man (I can only assume another professor) walked by and sneered at me, saying "you know those things will kill ya". I looked him square in the eye and said "Yep...that's the plan fuckface". I'm sick of this shit. You can berate smokers and insult them and make them huddle in doorways like hookers. What if you're fat? I'd be willing to say that at least 95% of fat people are fat by choice. Excluding the ones with medical conditions (which is incredibly rare), the rest don't choose to have a proper diet or exercise. I choose to smoke. It's like a race to see who'll die first (again, I'll probably win). The problem is that you can't make fun of someone because they're fat. No...it's not their fault, it's McDonald's or Wendy's or who the fuck ever. McDonald's is just like any "big tobacco" company out there...they lie to you. You know the shit's bad for you, but you consume it anyway. But somehow smokers take the brunt of this more heavily. You see bullshit commercials on TV with fucktards saying "they lied to us, man" outside some corporate office. Of course they lied to you, you waste of sperm and egg...that's what drug dealers do. Nicotine is a drug and the people who sell it are dealers. The people who chose to consume it are customers who have no right to bitch when and if they get sick. "Well I didn't know it was bad for me". What the hell might have tipped you off? The cough?

As for you high and mighty non-smokers, I have a message for you as well. You're all going to die, too. I know that because you don't smoke, you retain some illusion of immortality. Wrong. You're dead, too. The difference is, I'm going to enjoy my time here by doing what I like. My mother always told me "don't knock it if you haven't tried it". Well, she's never had a cigarette and most non-smokers haven't either (but in my mother's case she won't stop bitching at me to quite smoking...just like most other non-smokers). So either join me in "flavor country" (even though I smoke Camels and not shitty Marlborors.) or kindly shut the fuck up.