I had a accident....

IN MY PANTS!!!! the other day on my way to work im sitting in the left turn lane fiddleing with my radio this middle aged man on a cell phone pulls up and im like great a talker while you drive type person! then i look back a little and notice this gorgeus metallic carolina blue paint job and thought thats a perty color wonder what kinda car he has look back more and notice round taillights and thought vettes come in that color?? i was like no those aren't vette lights i look harder ITS A FREAKIN FERRARI IN THIS LIL SHIT HOLE OF A CITY!!!! i think i creamed my pants like 6 times i turned my radio down rolled downed the window and listened to it purr go d it was beautiful!!!